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Interested In:
Just looking around
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Member Since:
Apr 2003
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Hometown:
Whorelando
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Yeasty T's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/107870
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Occupation:
Anthropology, Aspiring Lesbian, BJ Queen
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Affiliations:
The Black Olive Club, The Order of the Toes
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What I enjoy doing:
Big D's, Dr. Geiger, fake meat products, Carnies, Smashing the State, some dude I recently saw on the Christian channel that was as white as an albino colonizer but spoke with a Jamaican accent, wait, actually I hate that guy
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Favorite Books:
Breakfast of Champions, Barrel Fevor, Me Talk Pretty One Day, In Search of Respect: Selling Crack in El Barrio, The Complete Poetry of Sylvia Plath, Howl
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Favorite Movies:
I just saw Dogville... holy shit... Jesus' Son, The Piano Teacher, Talk to Her, Almost Famous, Better Off Dead, Waking the Dead, Hedwig and the Angry Inch
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Favorite Music:
fucking Tom Waits. Smog, because of that song, "Cold Blooded Old Times"
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Favorite TV Shows:
Six Feet Under, Sex in the City, Moonlighting, Queer as Folk (QAF is the Gay Bomb, which is more deadly that the A Bomb because gayness is contagious)
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About Me:
I enjoy fornication.
I love Paris Hilton, and if you step up to me because of that, I will stab you with my stiletto heals.
I like anthropological and polotical theory, but i'm not a terrorist.
I like Central America. I like my pet rat and when I go to Publix I hide the rat poison.
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Who I Want to Meet:
1. Bearded men and/or convincing lesbians
2. Anthropologists.
3. No one that will vote for Nader.
4. The people who made Jesus white.
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kept sliding out every time her head pulled back ,
but damn with out dentures is like gettin it from a
babay
years. and no one i mean no one is
keepin it realler den you. you're my little
paris hilton princess pal. kerstin and i
are working on a project to make a
tyyess action figure. cause we miss our
little tyess bonacci sooo very much.
top so a short blurb of longing is
necessary. when will our fingers
intertwine once again, electrified pubes,
dead skin eater, nose picker.
is a model. we are now known as sonny
and queer. i am so bad at these things.
why we call her tess. her name is really
mario. but she has chosen to live her life
as a woman because she loves shoes
and panties.
am the best party pooper. i will miss her
and look forward to any chance where
we will run into to each other in the future.
i have a feeling that wherever we will see
each other will be in the southeast, like
new orleans or alabama.
tuch my woon tang with her blooby blog.
ain't no blooby blog like tess' blooby
blog. che is pretty like charro.
Everybody's trying to tell me what's
right for me. My daddy tried to bore
me with a sermon, but it's plain to
see that they can't comfort me. Sorry,
Tess, for the imposition.
I need a drink and a quick decision.
Now it's up to me, ooh what will be?
She's gone. Think I'll spend eternity
in the city, let the carbon and
monoxide choke my thoughts away and
pretty bodies help dissolve the
memories, but they can never be what
she was to me.