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Interested In:
Friends
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Member Since:
Apr 2003
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Hometown:
Avocado Capitol of the World
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Jessica's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/108647
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Occupation:
[Practically] A Doctor / Sensei
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What I enjoy doing:
rock & roll, beer, gum, walking, photography, film, sailing, documentaries, ukiyo-e, NPR, PBR, research, diaries, betting on the ponies, gum, the Amish, walkie talkies, pirates, good ideas, stripes, drum solos, 8 hour baths, the ridiculous
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Favorite Books:
A Confederacy of Dunces, To Kill A Mockingbird, Lolita, Naked, The Plague, Slaughterhouse-Five, A Prayer For Owen Meany, Jitterbug Perfume, Desiderata
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Favorite Movies:
Silence of the Lambs, Fargo, Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tennenbaums, Pulp Fiction, Leaving Las Vegas, Sling Blade, Rushmore, Annie Hall, Goonies, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, The Karate Kid, Dem Nasty Robots
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Favorite Music:
Pixies, Sonic Youth, Leonard Cohen, Modest Mouse, Wilco, Joanna Newsom, Silver Jews, Sleater-Kinney, Neutral Milk Hotel, Cat Power, Rilo Kiley, Elliott Smith, Red House Painters, Mirah, Yo La Tengo...
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Favorite TV Shows:
I love everything that gets cancelled. I somehow feel as though my love is responsible for any excellent show's eventual demise...
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About Me:
I am an asexual prude. I have no business being
anywhere near this meat market.
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Who I Want to Meet:
other like-minded asexual prudes?
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robots. art history class. meyer new
media lab and snack bars that only serve
nachos. discussion about why we never
became "off-campus" friends. spending
the last couple of years since
graduation corresponding with jessica
and having to wait a month, or 5, to get
a response; many of which begin with "
sorry for taking so long, i was on mars.
" all this said, i can't believe someone
as charming and hilarious as jessica
would want to keep in touch with a
mediocre designer like me. i'm pretty lucky.
now jess, it's been at least 2 months
since your arrival in japan. email me
the scoop, damnit.
the world's funniest person while
simultaneously being the world's
biggest Iron Chef fan. I have literally
laughed so hard in her presence that
my body started to leak fluids
uncontrolably from several orafices.
Suffice it to say I have a very good
time when I'm with her and my pores
are strangely clear and unclogged. I
also find her cooking very "mild"
"mmmmmm mild." She's the bomb
but don't be fooled by the rocks that
shes got, she's still jessi from the
block!
computer screen pelting my eyes with
charged particles..I stared at the
words - "Is Jessica your friend"? I
racked my brain, considering many
Jessicas I had met..was it the punked
out girl behind the counter at
Starbucks? I only gave her my email
address so she could slip me the secret
to getting the mowhawk so rigid..did
she consider this a overture of
friendship? Could it have been the
topless girl downtown whose petition I
signed as a supporter of those against
support? Then I had a vision of a
sweet half-Japanese girl clad in
several puffy jackets, varying in era
and style from slick goretex to an 80's
powder blue nightmare worn with such
sass as to make you reconsider the
stirrup pant as a plausible addition to
your wardrobe. She sits poised at the
top of the stairs, staring intently
through yellow-tinted ski goggles
peeking out beneath an oversized
styrofoam bike helmet. A moment of
indecision passes over her face, as she
contemplates how she will navigate the
turns, how to gain more speed at the
finish line..then she crouches, and
GO! Drunken stair luging is born in
Davis California. I love you Jessica!!!
Ponaayy!" And on her way to invade
the world with her wonderful humor
and HOT dance moves one day she
will be a ROCKSTAHHH in a band
called Anal Wasabi and make
millions being loud with her guitar.