Zachary Isenberg

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      "Fozzy the Bear and Animal all mixed up into one muppet."

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      • Lexington
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      • Zi is my personal teaser at work. He
        loves to get a rise out of me and I
        can't say it bothers me. Keeps me
        laughing. He is definately a mover and
        a shaker and a fun loving guy although
        he lacks nick names. A crazy driver
        but we love him. And I just know him
        from work.
      • Rose
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      • ooohh yeah.....
        and when there is a fungus amongus,its
        puuuurrrrffeect.
      • Rose
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      • zach has magical fingers.
        he is a human scratching post.
        he is my widdle widdle baby boy.
        he's my favorite!!!
      • Helen
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      • smells of kippers.
        best sex I have ever not had...
        apparently
        Hoping against hope that he will marry
        me one day but he has promised himself
        to the cloth.

      • Renee
      • Posted
      • I've had the immense pleasure of
        working with Z. Crazy comes to mind. I
        like his laugh a lot. And we had fun
        shooting animals together at the zoo.
        Shooting with a video camera! geez!
        Z...come upstairs and visit more often!!
      • Andre
      • Posted
      • However, due to the Clinton era
        scaling back of the military-industrial
        complex and the resulting cut backs
        in funding the ZI project was rushed
        through R&D and prematurely
        ushered into active duty. The results
        from the field were, shall we say less
        than hoped for. I saw a ZI unit once,
        at a house party in Northridge (I was
        lost, went in to ask for directions).
        Anyhow, after half a glass of bud light
        the ZI shit its pants and started dry
        humping a baby grand piano in the
        corner. Word on the street is that the
        manufacturer is planning to
        re-market the ZI as a biped
        alternative to those robotic pet dogs
        that were popular amongst yuppies
        and retards for about five minutes in
        the late 90s.

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