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The mischievous god of Norse mythology, Loki is a liar and a cheat. That's alright though, because we love him anyways! He is a shape-shifter, able to change his form to suit his needs. Loki is always ready to play a not-so-lighthearted prank.

Yes, you're a bit of an ass. (ha ha, get it?). You can be a little mean, but it's all in good fun. Right? You kick hard, because you have strong hind legs, but you're basically a peaceful creature. More power to you!

The greatest of all theft, grand larceny is about exploiting the weak, taking their things, and profiting! You are a felon motivated by the promise of easy living off the riches of others. You are a true American hero.

You are a rascal, and a social deviant. You are happiest when you're causing trouble, and pissing off the authorities. A cherry bomb down the toilet or tagging your name? Who knows what you are going to do next!

You aren't in love, but you aren't lonely either. You're at peace with yourself. You're comfortable being alone, but if you find someone special, you're willing to explore the possibility of love. You are a strong person indeed.

Your last sight will be your own air bubbles rising to a distant water surface. Morbid, I know! But also romantic! Drowning, whether in a bathtub or in the expansive ocean, is a classic way to go.