Photothug Massey

SF STATE BITCH! The TRUE SCHOOL, University of Colorado, Cleveland State University

California State University - San Francisco State University, Attended 1997 - 2002, Class of 2002, Bachelor's Degree, Photojournalism

Photojournalist, professional chiller

I am affiliated to anyone that likes German Automobiles, Vanilla Soy Milk, Clarks Wallabees, skateboarding mafioso, National Press Photographers Association, watch your back sucka, my gang will get you, the hills have eyes. What the hell am I even talking about?

Traveling, cooking, Girls on 2 wheelers, people watching, Vanilla Silk, driving Audis and other fast cars, snowboarding, skateboarding, camping, cycling, hi-tech gadgets, drinking coffee, herb, chilling, buying shit, shoes, going places and taking pictures, Milla Jojovich, Diesels

The Tao of Pooh, Shooting Under Fire, Shutterbabe, The Knife and Gun Club, The Emperor Wears No Cloths, I should read more

Escape From Alcatraz, About Schmidt, Red Dawn, Full Metal Jacket, Baraka, Slapshot, Revenge of the Nerds, National Lampoons Vacation, Fletch, The Big Lebowski, Office Space

Radiohead, Rolling Stones, Tortoise, Slayer, Dinosaur Jr., Nick Drake, Stereolab, De La, Cursive, The Good Life, Wilco, The Doors, The Gladiators, The Sundays, Burning Spear, Bob Marley, Black Keys, The Who, 70's Punk, The Saints, Archers of Loaf, MC5, Pixies, Interpol, Sea and Cake, The Cure, Bloc Party, The Doors

Seinfeld, Tour of Duty, Jeopardy, The Simpsons, Three's Company, Chappelle show, Curb your Enthusiasm, Sopranos, McGyver, Crank Yankers, Eight is Enough?(I am kidding, really)

I am a photojournalist. I have
been skateboarding for 15 years.
I lived in San Francisco for six years. Had to move out of SF after
graduation cause it was too expensive and my girlfriend turned retarded, so I had to get rid of her and then moved home in good old Cleveland. Ol Dirty Cleveland
I try to tell stories with pictures. I have seen some wild
stuff along this path, its a lot of fun and I wouldn't
trade it for anything in the world. I will never work at a job where you have to sit at a desk. Its a great job to be able to document the beautiful
things and the ugly things that are going on in the world. Meet
some crazy people.
I am short, 5' 5.5" on a good day. I have a shoe fetish...I love shoes.
I am a nerd...I like cars too. I am impulsive and excessive...I
have no will power when it comes to self indulgence. I indulge on
others too. I aim to please. Taureans are like that I think.
Did I mention that I like coffee? and whiskey too....I like whiskey now...Knob Creek!
Update: I am living in Gainesville, FL, I work here at the newspaper. Its fun. NFL, College sports, college activities like drinking and drinking. Its like living in a giant Abercrombie ad...kind of gross, its kind of wierd.
"I'm Rich Bitch!"--Dave Chappelle

Seriously, I can talk to anyone, Give me a beer and a smile, listen for a minute and my heart melts..., well that's a bit dramatic but.....I like everybody. I don't know...can you meet people on friendster? This shit is so....last august. Did I mention that I want to meet you if you like whiskey?
I like girls who ride bikes,
I would like to meet Claude Monet, Fletch, Bruce Lee,Lao-
Tse, Chuang-Tse, Audrey Tautou (the girl from Amelie is
way hot). Short people. Tall girls are scary, well maybe a little...ok. I ilke tall girls. Girls with pocahontus
braids....swiss miss style. I love that shit. Dave Chappelle, Jack Nicholson too.