Hubert is the only guy I know named
Hubert. (Well, aside from the former
President of the United States, but I
never played hockey with Humphrey.)
Hubert holds the remarkable distinction
of being the person who taught me how
to put contact lenses in my eyes, and he
is a really cool cat. I wish that he hadn't
moved across the country, and that I
could still enjoy the occasional skate
with him.
While he describes himself here as
"smarter than the average bear," Hubert
is simply being modest. He is also
smarter than the average ocelot,
damatian, tree frog, and flying squirrel,
and he skates better than any of them, as
well. In addition, I have it on good
authority that he is better looking than
any of the porpoises at the New England
Aquarium.
Here's wishing you well, Hubert... New
England misses you!
Hubert. (Well, aside from the former
President of the United States, but I
never played hockey with Humphrey.)
Hubert holds the remarkable distinction
of being the person who taught me how
to put contact lenses in my eyes, and he
is a really cool cat. I wish that he hadn't
moved across the country, and that I
could still enjoy the occasional skate
with him.
While he describes himself here as
"smarter than the average bear," Hubert
is simply being modest. He is also
smarter than the average ocelot,
damatian, tree frog, and flying squirrel,
and he skates better than any of them, as
well. In addition, I have it on good
authority that he is better looking than
any of the porpoises at the New England
Aquarium.
Here's wishing you well, Hubert... New
England misses you!