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      • Joanie
      • Posted
      • Christian is the most sarcastic SOB
        you'll ever meet. To know him is to
        love him... and to hate him a little
        bit. And when he calls you out for
        being a ho, you'll know he loves you,
        too.
      • SQUIRT
      • Posted
      • Christian is the man who has
        everything. So if you're having a hard
        time buying him a gift, allow me to
        make a suggestion: nothing says love
        like a good fisting.
      • Meg
      • Posted
      • Christian was the best intern I don't
        remember.
      • Natalie
      • Posted
      • He hates waiters who always recommend
        the most expensive beer.
      • Megan
      • Posted
      • yeah, lying asshole is right...
      • Ted
      • Posted
      • First day I sign on and I find he's got
        a 4 degree connection to a classmate of
        mine from elementary school. Wow!

        I am going to scour the school
        directories I've saved to look up more
        names.

      • Jessica
      • Posted
      • Ahhh Christian. First of all he's hot, he has
        beautiful eyes which reflect how deep he is.
        His sarcastic know-it-all personality always
        made me want him more, and he was the
        first man to ever tape my breasts together.
        (Learning that trick skyrocketed my
        modelling career.) He produces music and
        though I haven't heard any of it recently, I
        picture it like a mix between Prefuse 73 and
        New Order. Genius, I am quite sure. We may
        have attempted sex on a table filled with
        drum machines and a mixing board but i
        can't remember to good. He has a good
        heart too... even if he did dis me last month
        for lunch!
      • MrFunnypants
      • Posted
      • Everybody seems to have such nice
        things to say about Christian. I'm not
        sure if they've got the right guy. The
        Christian I know is an angry, mean
        spirited, grinch-like person. He
        wanders around center city hunched
        over, in a pair of dirty sweat pants
        and a t-shirt that says, " IF you can
        read this, the bitch fell off"
        clutching that little dog under his arm
        and yelling obscenities at the elderly
        and infirm. I once bumped into him
        while I was on my way to give blood, he
        started screaming at me when I told him
        where I was going. He said, "people
        would pay good money for blood if
        suckers like me would just stop giving
        it away". When I asked him what he was
        doing he told me he was on his way to
        get some beer and cigarettes for some
        high school kids he hangs out with.
        When I told him I thought that that was
        wrong he said "F**k you Mother Theresa
        and stormed off with his dog in one
        hand and a piece of pizza he had taken
        out of the trash in the other.
      • Shemp
      • Posted
      • Well what more can be freakin said
        about this kid. I mean come on did you
        read Jon's DAMM BIOGRAPGY about him!?
        Lov ya like you where my son;)
      • ºvernº
      • Posted
      • christian and i have this relationship
        based on ignoring each other, i really
        think that's why we get along soooo
        well. margarita's need to be done
        soon, if not in philly then when we
        meet up in ny!!! :oxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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