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      • Chieko
      • Posted
      • Mora was a great friend in World Fare.
        She always had a smile, or kind word for
        me. I think you ate a lot of salads and
        fruit juices. Not anything like those
        law or business students who yelled at
        me if I rang up their purchase wrong.
        The worst is when one of those MBA types
        called me a soggy idiot. OK, so it isn't
        easy on your aged fingers ringing up
        hungry kids all day long. If only more
        of our patrons could be as nice as Mora
        and not hit us...it really isn't smart
        to mistreat us who prepare your food!
      • Kimmee
      • Posted
      • Mora is the most intelligent yet
        whorish person i know. this is why
        she is my friend.
      • Kimmee
      • Posted
      • Once i wrote Mora a note. it
        said, "Dear Mora, you chicken-puking
        whore! you have puke in your hair.
        Love, Kim"
        and i think that sums up our friendship
        perfectly.
      • Jake
      • Posted
      • Her wish is my command.

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      • Marco
      • Posted
      • If you have a cute pet, BEWARE. She'll like it
        more than you...Makai misses you.
      • KARA
      • Posted
      • i like mora.
        yes, sir, i do.
        she knows a lot about stuff, and isn't
        afraid to say so. Though she likes the
        sports (whereas i could give a rat's
        ass) her resonating voice echoes in my
        brain in the most pleasant of ways. i
        don't listen to the words but then
        she'll start talking about other things
        and i pick right up where we left off.
        She also is a good drunk. Smootchies,
        MO-mo!!!! Rar!!
      • Beer Goggles
      • Posted
      • well now i can post one of these after
        my first encounter with miss mora.
        well i learned a couple things from
        her. First off i learned that she is
        pretty liberal and i am pretty
        conservative. but only norwegian tv
        will really know her views. Second i
        learned that Barry Bonds is the
        greatest player in baseball, and Sammy
        Sosa is a drug using bat corking bum.
        finally i learned that mora starts off
        slow when she is drinking but finishes
        strong. i think if i had another drink
        i might have been under the table...
        but i made it through... with some
        taunting of my manliness. So thank you
        mora for the good time and the
        wonderful hangover i have today. And
        to all you dirty minded guys out there
        like me when she talks about Beer and
        Protein she means MEAT not what all you
        sickos out there like me thought.
        Cheers
      • Posted
      • There's only one thing I hate more
        than clowns and that's carneys, and
        Donny Osmond. I was watching this
        commercial with those damn Osbourne
        kids drinking some carbonated beverage
        (now with fruit flavor), and suddenly,
        as if my worst nightmare was really a
        daymare and within the scope of
        reality, they turned into the
        Osmonds. I mean the sister one,
        Marie, isn't so bad. She's cheery and
        whatnot but I get the sense that she
        knows she's acting, and she knows we
        know she's acting. Donny, on the
        other hand, gives off this impression
        like he really thinks he's fooling the
        audience into thinking he's a
        legitimately charming s.o.b. "Look at
        me, I'm really happy! REALLY!" he
        seems to say. Poor guy. That brings
        up carneys, which actually, in
        comparison, aren't so bad. Neither
        are clowns for that matter. Okay, so
        there are three things I truly hate in
        this world: Donny Osmond, mean-
        spirited people, improperly numbered
        lists, and spiders. Did I mention how
        cool Mora is? SO COOL! Like, the
        coolest.
      • Posted
      • Mora was just a young lamb when we
        first met. Friends from the start, I
        knew our friendship would go on and
        on. Until one day, that cold and windy
        day in June, when she gave me a
        bracelet for my birthday, a bracelet
        that had the words "Friends Forever:
        Mora and Lindsay" engraved on it. My
        name being Megan, I asked "Lindsay? Who
        is Lindsay?" She quickly took the
        bracelet away from me, knowing she had
        made a mistake. She had given me a
        bracelet that she had tried to give to
        an old friend of hers. Well, needless
        to say, her face was as red as the hot
        African sun as she hurriedly sauntered
        off along her merry way back to
        Tahloolah County. She has never showed
        her face around my town again. Keep
        that bracelet, Mora, and may it forever
        remind you of my ugly mug.
      • Barry
      • Posted
      • She always has a seat in my
        clubhouse . . . I'll win the Big Show
        for you, babe . . .
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