Jim Perry

Irvine High, Attended 1998 - 1994, Class of 1998

The Conglomerate of Evil Mad Scientists, Inc

University of California - Irvine, Attended 2004 - Present, Ph.D., Physics
Claremont Consortium of Colleges - Harvey Mudd College, Attended 1998 - 2002, Class of 2002, Bachelor's Degree, Physics

Hi

Physics mafia, clueless citizens conclave

scuba, skiing, computers, electricity, dangerous chemicals, motorcycle, physics, ffxi, laziness, slothfulness, etc

Anne Bishop, George R.R. Martin

Amelie, upside down previews

Rap sucks. Country sucks.

White snow, Buffy, Simpsons

About me:
(Describe Yourself)

Yes, thank you for that second line, there. Because the "about me" was just too confusing. Wasn't quite sure what you wanted. And just putting "describe yourself", well, now that's just not personal enough is it? And I truly do value personality in my computer programs. That's why you should vote for me, JP, for president. Personas for PCs. If elected, I promise to add an ASCII art screaming face to bluescreens, and with no new taxes.

I refer all other questions pertaining to myself to my campaign manager -- the paperclip. And here you thought you'd uninstalled him.

So, about me. I'm a unique snowflake. Any resemblance to the other 6 billion people on this planet is purely coincidential. No, wait, that makes me sound like a freak. And I'm not a freak, mind you. Nope. I'm a trendsetter that nobody else follows. Yep. Anyway, I'm a gradstudent slave at UCI trying to get a Ph.D in physics. Yep. I think that about sums me up.

I will close with a horrible physics joke that I stole from somewhere.

Q: Why did Albert Einstein cross the street?
A: To get away from Niels Bohr. But when he got to the other side Bohr was there also.

No psychopaths. Exceptions made if I already know you.