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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Apr 2003
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Hometown:
NYC via Huntington Beach, CA
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Jamie's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/109795
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Occupation:
Ringleader/Enabler/Social Arteest
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What I enjoy doing:
Experience, Laughing, Finger-pointing, Cheese Platters, Happy Houring, Macrame, Desert Dwelling, Accessorizing my Asshat, Reorganizing My Priorities, Developing Schemes to Take Over the World One Pebble at a Time
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Favorite Books:
A Million Little Pieces, Blindness, Memoirs of a Geisha, Jumper, and Goodnight Moon.
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Favorite Movies:
yes. and lots of them.
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Favorite Music:
Teddy Ruxpin Sings Barrry Manilows Greatest Hits, Oom Pah Pah Bands, The Bunny Hop song, Ultra New Wave Cool Dance Music, noise, and anything written by Adam Duritz.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Whatever it is that is distracting me from doing what I know I should be doing if I weren't watching TV.
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About Me:
I like anything that makes me laugh. I dislike
unreliability. I like cheese. I dislike having to pee at 4am
while camping in a freezing cold environment. I like
clothes that dont match. I dislike people who talk during
movies. I like men in kilts. I dislike haggus. I like perty
flowers. I dislike it when people dont let everyone off the
subway before walking on. I like people who cant dance but
do anyway. I dont like black licorice. I like picking my
nose at work when I think nobody can see me. I dont like
assumptions. I like puppets who curse. I dont like vomit. I
like fireplaces. I dont like dissapointment. I like those
old drive up bank tellers where you can shoot the tube of
money underground (I still believe the tube is carried by a
little green man whose cousin is the little green man who
steals your socks from the dryer. The ultimate metaphor for
good and evil). Oh yeah, and I'm not as drunken and slutty
as my testimonials might say, I just aspire to be.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Biggie Shorty, Pee Wee Herman, Lloyd Dobbler, Chris Knight,
John Bender, Eric Stratton (Rush Chairman), Lane Meyer, and
real people.
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you, I will even dye my hair red so I can
be a drunken girl with you!! Certain
people might get mad about the slut
thing. Iron Liver just wasn't the same
without you! Jamie, listen to me and pay
attention: YOU ARE NOT A HIPPIE!!! get
your ass back to the East coast where we
can all use your energy it's being wasted
on all those hippies! Torch Job needs
you for musical chairs. Jamie in a
Farrah Faucet wig pulling down some big-
ass man's pants showing off his butt
crack, and beating the shit out of him,
now that's what I miss about Jamie.
down for anything. I've been daring this chick
to do the silliest things since I first met her at
a rave back in the mid-90's. I have not found
another boozin' & partyin' buddy since she
fled for the Left Coast. Do you know how
much that sucks? My Jaymerz has been
abducted! It's time to come home Slater. I dare
you!
second testimonial one writes cause they
know thier first one sucked. You're
truley are an amazing woman. Your wit
and your strength have held me together
at times when i need it more then ever.
Your intellect and confidence have
guided me through the thickest of
quicksand. Im honored to be your friend.
And on a lighter note, im still thinking
about your interp. dance/incorporating
the third nipple idea....your really on
to something. (That picture really is
not helping the "im really not a
drunker'd compaign)
Well, dont ever throw up on, near or
around her. Do not ever down play
ANY John Hughes film nor Top
Secret...she will kick your ass.
Speaking of ass, I hope that
"problem" clears up real soon. God
speed James.........get the fuck home
real soon, we need someone to get
drunker than us so we can start
feeling better about ourselves.
enough money for that hymen surgery
she's been talking about
forever. ...Hey, fuck off you new
york people! She's ours. And you
can't have her back.
she's on the wrong goddamn coast. Other
than that, she is a blasting cap with
sex appeal and a good excuse for a
hangover. If cows were parties, Jamie
would be mad cow disease!
to the greatness of miss jamiekins of
pippilitia! with jamie you get a real
bargain, because - no joke - the woman
can clean your teeth, crack your back,
and cut your cats leg off all in the
same appointment. jamie is an
inspiration. she can ringlead a party
for 1500 people, herd 100+ drunken
santas through the streets of NY, sew
multiple bear suits... all with the
panache a drunken redheaded slut has to
offer! more drunken than redheaded
than slutty, thats my girl. come home,
muffin. new york loves you.
person whose name repeatedly comes up
in conversation before you even meet
her. And then you meet her and she's
every bit as cool as you've heard. I
wish I had more time to hang out with
Jamie. The first thing I would do
would be to buy her a drink.