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"I am not covered in a thick, viscous, sludge; I
shriek and spread plumage when fearful.
I am powered via a careful and..."
More about Julius
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More About Julius
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Occupation:
Writer/Comic
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Hobbies and Interests:
I enjoy reading, writing, guitar, mueslix, ornithology, computers, video editing, running, marathons, web design, evaluating new crackers, plummeting into shame spirals, photography, solving a case while smoking a meerschaum pipe.
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Favorite Books:
(Recently) Newjack, Them, The Corrections, Yes I Can, Dino
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Favorite Movies:
Bananas, Naked Gun, Dumb and Dumber, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Casino, The Apostle
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Favorite Music:
Weezer, Fleetwood Mac, Radiohead, Marvin Gaye, Guns N Roses, Journey, Wilco, Stevie Wonder
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Favorite TV Shows:
Rescue Me, Family Guy, 30 Days, Daily Show, Pardon the Interruption, Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm
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Zodiac Sign:
Sagittarius
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About Me:
I am not covered in a thick, viscous, sludge; I
shriek and spread plumage when fearful.
I am powered via a careful and volatile blend of cheddar
cheese and Bombay Saffire gin.
I have a blog at newsasgossip.blogspot.com but don't judge me.
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Who I Want to Meet:
No one boring. Maybe an ape. Or someone to hold my hair while I puke.
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Testimonials and Comments for Julius
That's all I need to know
entire world!!!! Just kidding! I
barely know him, but I like what I see
so far!!!!!!!
here into calling him 'julius' is a
gem. i've never seen a die-hard new
yorker transform into a die-hard
californian so quickly. it was
beautiful. from bagels, coffee and the
new york post every morning to "fuck
that place. i live at the beach now.
i'm over it". he's hardworking and
really funny. he knows how to shop for
a car. ladies, he's got a big safe
steel mercedes convertible. and if
you're lucky, he'll do his jay leno
impression for you.
people.
You'll just have to guess which people
I'm referring to and take your chances
with him alone.
Anyone out there who is planning to get
to know Julius, better be prepared to
deal with a man who lives a double life.
Hi-lar-i-us
going to love Julius Sharpe. I saw
Julius in one of the many films he's
starred in recently, and he is not only
amazing in the role he played (a person
who pushes sofas into the ocean) he is
amazing all the time. And did you see
him on TV? He's fucking god, in a way.
covered in a sludge of any kind. In
fact, ever since he finished that
program two years ago, he's been fully
integrated back into society without
any perceptible abonormalities
remaining. I would definitely trust
Julius to mow my lawn.