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"I am pretty much like everyone else. I enjoy pie, handguns
and warm soda. I try to be clever in these post ironic..."
More about Jeff
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Schools (Other):
Southern CT State U, for a bit and then, The School of Visual Arts, to finish my clown college (art school) education in illustration and balloon animals..
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Occupation:
model maker
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Affiliations:
Gang affiliations??? None that I know of.
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Hobbies and Interests:
bikes, photography, drawing, painting, sculpting, people watching, pretending to be interesting, tattoos, the many uses of tofu, Hunter S. Thompson, Don Hertzfeldt, Ingres, Heinrich Kley, Odd Nerdrum, Brian Froud, Sue Coe, pirates, ninjas, food
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Favorite Books:
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, Choke, On the Road, Slaughterhouse 5, The Wind up Bird Chronicle, 1984
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Favorite Movies:
The Usual Suspects, Better off Dead, American Beauty, The Dark Crystal, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, Clockwork Orange, Donnie Darko, Dead Man, Full Metal Jacket, Rad, Joysticks, Memento
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Favorite Music:
Autechre, Aphex Twin, Elliott, Radiohead, GYBE, Haujobb, Interpol, Dj Shadow, Underworld, Joy Division, AT D-I, The White Stripes, Iron and WIne, Kid Koala, The Faint, The Clash, NeutralMilkHotel, ModestMouse, SkinnyPuppy, Gangstarr, early 90's industrial
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Simpson, Invader Zim, South Park. Otherwise TV is not so good.
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Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
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About Me:
I am pretty much like everyone else. I enjoy pie, handguns
and warm soda. I try to be clever in these post ironic
times we live in. Or are they post post ironic? I never
get that straight. (Honestly I don't even know what that
means, but whatever.) I am currently enjoying these 1980's
more then the last 1980's we had. I wasn't old enough to
enjoy those. I hope they make an A-team movie soon.
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When I was little my sister and I would go into our yard and look for earthworms. We thought we could tell them apart, so we started naming them like they were our pets. We were poor little children with worms for pets. Don't judge us.
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Who I Want to Meet:
People who don't whistle.
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saw.
men forever, this fetching young lad
seduced me with ice cream and this
weird bike trick where he slides his
back wheel a little and does not fall
off. That was pretty fucking cool.
Now, a few months later, I could not
wish for a more amazing and caring
person to be with. I mean, Jesus
Christ, what the hell was I doing??
Plus he has hot tattoos. Plus he is
hot. Plus it's as much fun to sit
around and quietly sip tea with him at
nights as it is to get plastered and
dance around some crowded sweaty bar.
let Jeff design it.
im so glad you finally got all that cat
hair out of your wheelchair axl. im
sure you ride much more smoothly now.
sincerely,
shannon
amazing that he hasn't told me to fuck off yet.
But until that day, I will continue to fuck his
Mom and take pictures that I will email to
him for bribary money. Sseriously. That's all
the income I have.
assure you that Jeff DOES NOT MOLEST
CHILDREN. (Rodents, sheep, mid- to
large-size dogs, most flightless
seabirds, and abstract public
sculptures are another story.) He's
blond, he's bad, he's a ball of
scintillating supersize shenanigans! HE
DOES NOT MOLEST CHILDREN. Hide your
penguins!
and don't let anyone tell you
differently.
things beyond an ami's wingspan.