Tomwalls Demetrius

St. Augustine High School, Attended 1986 - 1986, Class of 1986

SAHS, Norwich U, UF, Universitaet Hamburg

University of Florida, Attended 1994 - 1994, Class of 1994, Bachelor's Degree

Travel Consultant, Translator

ATA, The Creepy T's, The Black Eggs, Hey! Sasquatch, Claude Pepper Blues Explosion, The Green Lights, The Jeffersons

Archaeology, combo organs, dialectology, etymology, giving kisses all day, playing records, pretty girls with pretty kitties, languages, antiquated language, Latin, Latin America, obscurantism, the Onion, the Phil Hendrie Show, vintage duds

The Fountainhead, Book of the Subgenius, Extraordinary Popular Delusions & the Madness of Crowds, The Book of the Fallacy, Anarchist Cookbook, H.L. Mencken, Mario Vargas Llosa, Robert Anton Wilson, Hunter S. Thompson

Gone with the Wind, Roman Holiday, A Bout de Souffle, Team America, Yellow Submarine, the Dirty Dozen, Amelie, Plan 9 from Outer Space, On the Waterfront, movies by, H.G. Lewis, Ed Wood, Fellini, Polanski, Mario Bava, Euro horror w/bad dubbing & spooky baroque music

WFMU.org, Howlin' Wolf, King Coleman, The Fall, Iggy, The Stooges, The Seeds, Ron Grainer, Morricone, Schifrin, Komeda, Los Saicos, Radio Birdman, Fleshtones, Os Mutantes, Hate Bombs, Modern Lovers, Creepy T's, Back From The Grave, Nuggets, garage comps, rockabilly, garage, mod, soul, bubblegum, Billy Boloby

Stargate SG-1, the Prisoner, Hogan's Heroes, Mr. Show, H.R. Pufnstuf, Augie Doggie and Doggie Daddy, McLaughlin Group, Ren & Stimpy, the Munsters, old Scooby Doo, Sanford and Son

Gemini

I like outdoorsy pursuits, snorkeling, languages, making music, traveling, and doing nice things for the nice people in my life. I own my own house, but I also want to own my own hearse. (I'm not keeping up with the Joneses, but the Munsters on both counts). I have met a President, and can feign many foreign accents. I currently play the organ / keyboard with the Creepy T's and King Coleman of "Mashed Potatoes" fame. We are touring the Eastern Seabord this November.

I do not like: bullies of any kind, bald-headed Boyd Rice poseurs, bureaucrats with axes to grind, theocrats, cradle-to-grave robbers, and people who don't like hot sauce.

You: intelligent, gorgeous, crazy. Well, maybe not so crazy, but eccentric and offbeat a big plus. You know co-futers, and work doing graphic design or something creative.