Jeremy Irvine

You know Paris Hilton? She's an amature

archtecture, art, diet fads, not that I need them, snowboarding, biking, long walks, cheap clothes, and cheap dates :o)

The Corrections, Bel Canto, The Twentieth Wife, Memiors of a Gesha, Pillars of the Earth, East of Eden, Their Eyes Were Watching God, shall I go on?

Magnolia, The Matrix, Princess and The Warior (German), The Three Faces of Eve, Hairspray, Big Buisness, Valley of The Dolls, Momento

Stevie Nicks is the end all be all, Nina Simone is a close second, beyond that, anything from before I was born or that they don't play on the radio. Fight Clear Channel

All My Children, The Simple Life, Ab Fab, Golden Girls, Keeping Up Appearances, Family Guy

Sagittarius

Hmmm....me, I'm a Foster Farms Chicken (born and shipped
within the state-California grown). I live in Hollywood
now. At first glance, I'm basically an awkward teenager,
but I'd like to think I have some depth and experience.
Yea, that's about it. No, you know what, I'm really just a
tween. I am caught between those growing childhood years, and those exciting educational teenage years. Everyday, I feel like I am just
on the verge of the renaissance of my life, like I am just
about to have some profound experience where I am lunged
head long into the world without warning. Or maybe it is
happening now, or maybe it is already passed. But what the
hell, you're not reading this, I'm just sending it out
into the universe. You want entertainment, here it is:
What I really am is an alien sent here to study your race
from within. Some day soon I will shed my human skin
exposing a thin frail body with no genitals and an
enormous head. Then my cohorts will join me and we will
annihilate you, and take your planet as our own. We will
bring our slave race here from the planet zolox, and these
seven continents will be my play ground, where I will act
out my fantasy of being king of my own little world. I just want to tell all my friends that
it is amazing to know you. I love you all and I am so very
thankful for you. Here is a piece of advice, it is sort of a
Jeremyism, but this one is serious. Always be true to
yourself, genuine, and honest. Always say what you have to
because waiting will only hurt more, and once every couple
of weeks or so, stop to think, Am I doing anything that
could be viewed as stabbing someone in the
back? APPEARING SOON IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES: Phoenix, Santa Fe, Dallas, San Antonio, Pensacola, Key West, Miami, Savannah, Charleston, Charolette, Raliegh, Washington D.C., New York, Providence, Boston, Toronto, Cincinatti, Louisville

I want to meet a man, over 5 foot 10 inches, and under forty-years-
old. I want him to have an amazing body, and an ok face. I
really like guys who look like they can beat me up. He
should be smart, I dont really care if he is, but my
friends will make fun of me if hes not. Id like him to
have a car, a nice one, or at least one thats not from
80s or 90s. I just want him to have a descent car that is
better than mine so that I can make him drive all the
time. He will always offer to pay the bill, but will not argue
too much when I want to. For god sake, he does not live
with his parents, or some creepy room mate who turns out
to be his parents. But he should have a good relationship
with his family. I would prefer it if he is not a drug
addict, and it would be really nice if he did not have a
personality disorder that makes him love me and hate me at
the same time. It would be just icing if he would not try
to sleep with my friends, or give me crabs.