Friends, Activity Partners

Jul 2003

Storybook Forest but roots are Smurf Village

http://profiles.friendster.com/1108864

see below; Univ. of Pittsburgh-Johnstown; Imperial College, London, UK

University of Pittsburgh - Johnstown, Attended 1994 - 1999, Class of 1999, Bachelor's Degree, Sociology, Political Science, International Studies

KungFu Master,exotic dancer,visionary,cabinetmaker

United Brotherhood of Carpenters and Joiners of America, Illuminati, Freemasons, Aliens

mountainbiking, woodworking, carpentry, internet, reading, hiding, a little bit of seeking, staying away from the black helicopters, quantumn physics, theology, thinking, thinking about thinking and swimming pools, houses, Sifl and Olly, transubstanciation, turning wine into water, trying to bring back old school rap lingo such as "word life" and "solid" and "wack" and "dog"

anything written by Willie Toland, Karl Marx, Max Weber, Hegel, Engels, etc.

porn, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Hellraiser, Porn, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, porn, Evil Dead movies, Japanese and Mexican sci-fi

anything hummed by Willie Toland, that dreidel song, heavy/angst ridden songs, songs from Amsterdam

Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Brimstone. Home maintenance shows, Sifl and Olly(R.I.P.)

Capricorn

I like to hide from people I know or knew. I really can't be found if you don't see me on a regular basis, so don't try. I once lived about 3 miles from Willie Toland for an entire year. He never even knew for 4 months. He never saw me. But I knew where he was.
I like to try to confuse, scare, worry, and play games with Willie Toland and cats.
I also like to do things with my secret little group of friends that do secret
things secretly in a public building.
I also once went on a european adventure with a mexican named Hickson. Vikings like to steal my jackets.
I drive a red, full-size Chevy Silverado. It's the big-ass communist Silverado.
My dream is to create and charge insanely high prices for custom, one of a kind furniture and sculptures for people who will be able to afford them.
I am one piece of eyecandy. Ask Willie, he's been in love with me for years. Don't ask Darby though, he'll just treat you bad and throw you away. Support the Bill Darby tour...woke up to parts of it daily for 4 months. Support Bill Toland's exploits in journalism and really catchy short stories. Support the Tim experience, just for the experience.
Support Hickson, because somebody should and he needs it.
I am also a card carrying member of the Ninja Assassination Death Squad. My nemesis is the Japanese Ninja Penguin Schoolgirl.

Well, I'm basically a pretty good guy living in the Pittsburgh area with my fiancee, Michelle(see friends list), looking for something I don't know if I'll ever find or know if it really exists. My lot in life perhaps, I'm not too sure and if I think about it too much, I'll have to go and take a nap. If you are a decent person(s), have a business proposition for me, would like to commission me for a very high priced one of a kind work of art, looking to hang out and have fun doing whatever with my fiancee and me, are not superficial, are not materialistic (except in wanting to own a piece of my work), are intelligent with a
good sense of humor, then we can talk and possibly take it
from there. If you plan on ratting me out to "the Man" then
all bets are off, I won't let him keep me down. Oh, yeah, by the way, no we are not swingers. I don't like playgrounds ever since that one time in the third grade....