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"I am not a scenester. I am not metrosexual. I don't wear cocked
baseball hats or put "product" in my hair. I don't..."
More about Maxx
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Occupation:
Editor
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Hobbies and Interests:
driving on the sidewalk, robbing liquor stores, turning into a giant monster and attacking Tokyo, self-mockery and mockery in general, Ms. Pac Man, SuicideGirls, repeating myself, repeating myself, repeating myself
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Favorite Books:
Rubberbands Baseballs and Doughnuts, Grammar of Film Langauge, Calvin and Hobbes, ABZ Book
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Favorite Movies:
Evil Dead II, Jaws, Treasure of the Sierra Madre, Lawrence of Arabia, Some Like It Hot, Being John Malkovich, Battle Royale, Requiem for a Dream
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Favorite Music:
Dan the Automator, Mike Patton, Primus, Princess Superstar, Buckethead, Cornelius, Solex, Heavy Vegetable, Videogame Soundtracks, Nine Inch Nails, Amon Tobin, Kid Koala, Aphex Twin
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Favorite TV Shows:
Iron Chef, Simpsons, Fishing With John, The Price is Right, Robotech, Invader Zim, Family Guy
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About Me:
I am not a scenester. I am not metrosexual. I don't wear cocked
baseball hats or put "product" in my hair. I don't drive a big car.I don't
talk during movies but I am however a loud
ass during the previews. I don't own any satin sheets or silk boxers. I
don't know if I supposed to recycle those paperish orange juice cartons.
I stopped using a wallet. I don't flirt. I don't like going to Universal
Citywalk. I don't get cell phone reception at my house. I don't worry
about the past or the future and to be honest I don't worry too much
about the present either. I take life as it comes and seem to be doing
pretty good so far. OK. Your turn.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I've always said I wanted to meet someone who would give me a
blackeye. Well, a friend finally did it for me. Now I suppose I should be
looking for something new, different and rad. Are you new, different
and rad?
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that Maxx is an amiable person, a
person with charm and charisma and
boyish good looks, simply because he
has an apparent over-abundance of
compatriots whose idle hands do the
Devil's work of writing a similar over-
abundance of mortifyingly gushy
testimonials! No! But rather find out
for yourself. Find your way into his
elusive presence and sidle up beside
him while he is otherwise engaged, and
feel - do not touch! - but feel the
heat that radiates from his person as
though he were a tiny, Maxx-sized star,
a star that radiates the heat of
countess atomic explosions, constantly,
in all directions, a heat so intense
that it melts the senses of those too
weak of imagination to bear it and
causes the souls of those for whom
sanity is not a burden to sublimate
into an ecstatic cloud of spiritual
joy. Maxx is HOT. And though I
personally do not conjoin any sexual
overtones to that comment, you, Dear
Reader, certainly may. You certainly
may.
You may as well as yourself, "What is
fun??"
Meeting Maxx is like finding a
vegetable thats grown into an amusing
and rude shape. You feel all warm and
sparkly and mischevious and then you
giggle. And then you spend half an
hour rooting through the vegetable
bins at the supermarket trying to find
more carrots shaped like willies so
you can have an entirely phallic
supper.
Maxx enjoys a drink. A lot of artists
enjoy a drink.
In short, every inch of Maxx equals
fabulous. He's funny, cute, perceptive
and likes pussycats. A sweet friend.
really really hot all of a sudden and
you don't recognize him and make an ass
out of yourself because he is so hot
you just pass him off for gay.
other.
:heart:
big, or too small?
when maxx raps like his white boy self it
makes me all hot and bothered. go vanilla
ice, ice, baby.
people to go away. I witnessed him in
action last night. It was fucking
brilliant.
syndrome and turrettes he still manages
to function in normal society almost
like a normal person. He's truly an
inspiration to us all. >=]
-L
PS - He's a good friend when you need
one too, you know, in a downs syndrome
sort of way...