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"Right now I'm into setting up my guest list for Hump Island.
Here's who I'd put on my Hump Island.
1. Ewan McGregor
2...."
More about Demelza
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Occupation:
Assitant Production Coordinator
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Hobbies and Interests:
Horror Movies, Max Payne, Music, Scars, The Beach, Pole Dancing
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Favorite Books:
Anna Karenina, Great Gatsby, Tender is the Night, War & Peace
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Favorite Movies:
Phantasm, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Sense & Senseability, Old School, Memento and anything with men wanking in it.
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Favorite Music:
Badly Drawn Boy, Wilco, ELO, The Who, Stevie Wonder, Lisa Gerrard, Ella Nina and Billie.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Lost, Law & Order, California Gold, Most Extreme Elimination
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About Me:
Right now I'm into setting up my guest list for Hump Island.
Here's who I'd put on my Hump Island.
1. Ewan McGregor
2. Rufus Sewell
3. Thierry Lhermitte
4. Hugh Grant
5. Billy Crudup
I also do that thing where you stare at yourself in the mirror trying
to fix your hair, or that other thing where you stare at your skin and
get lost in thought and suddenly six hours have gone by.
I swear too much and I love screaming at the top of my lungs while
driving in my car. I am really athletic, I go hunting every chance I
get. I like the thrill of the chase and the taste of raw meat and hot
blood. You can often find me in Griffith park with a sniper rifle trying
to get a hit on some of the more exotic animals in the zoo. Too bad
they don't have any Panda's, I love Panda soup served in Panda
Paws. I recently lost most of my teeth in a accident involving a
meat grinder and a sausage, so I have a bit of a lisp. But my
friends say that it's not that noticeable.I haven't decided if I am
going to get false teeth or not. I think teeth are overated. But I am
looking into getting some rubber scratch and sniff teeth. I think they
are making a come back.
I am also into Bossy Bottoms.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I'm interested in meeting people who have sunk down to the
basest, foulest most disgusting depths of human nature yet have
absolutely perfect manners. If you can spend hours sitting on the
sofa doing absolutely nothing then maybe we have something in
common. However if you can think of something to do that will
actually get me out of the house then maybe you will be my new
best friend. My conversation skills are not that great at the moment,
but we can always use bodylanguage or sign language or for that
matter clicks and whistles.
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impression of the film industry - I
walked in for my interview and there
she was, giving someone the finger.
For that, you are awesome.
hooker for at least 10 years. And I
don't care how clotted her cream is,
I'm glad I'm in another state. She
forgot to add David Letterman's band to
her hump island list, and that Japanese
monster with the tentacles she likes so
much. Fight back, Tiger.
In all my travels, I have met no one who has
Demelza's infectious joie de vivre. Once as I
was grieving for a dead grandparent,
Demelza showed me that death is just
another part of life. She also showed me all
the different way that you can have fun with
your nipples. She won't poop in a gas
station but she is the best APOC in the
universe and one hell of a kisser.
Everyone should want to be friends with
Demelza. She's the coolest!
blow up dummy once. I think it had
male genitalia. Ever since then, I've
been trying to find a girl like her.
Will's a lucky guy.
Demelza wasn't there. If you meet Demelza,
RUN! And certaily don't give her your email
address...or face the consequences. But
deep down, Demelza is a loyal libra lassie
who's just a little more nuts than the rest of
us. But if you're nice to her, she does feed
you clotted cream...mmmm.
FILTHYANGEL is what she is!