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"Generally cranky and perky all at the same time which
leaves me constantly confused and sometimes with the
shakes."
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Occupation:
making feet for children's shoes.
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Hobbies and Interests:
Causing trouble whenever possible.
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Favorite Books:
Kundera, Capote, the Bowles (both of them), Kobo Abe, Jim Thompson, Barry Gifford, Ghost Stories, Dahl, Hunter S. (Rum Diary, Screwjack), pop-ups
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Favorite Movies:
The Omen, The Beast of Yucca Flats, Grey Gardens, 8 1/2, Wild at Heart, Storytelling, Faster Pussycat Kill, Kill, City Of Lost Children
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Favorite Music:
the delightful kind and Johnny Cash (who's always delightful).
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Favorite TV Shows:
Family Guy is a hoot-a-na-nee!
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About Me:
Generally cranky and perky all at the same time which
leaves me constantly confused and sometimes with the
shakes.
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Who I Want to Meet:
The Mitchell Brothers.
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only person I suffer to call me by the familiar
diminutive "Dave." She makes it sound
somehow heroic. Ah, Charlotte, when will
we go see a show together?!
by to hang out. the other night we saw
her really let in to some guy with no
neck who was rubbing up against all the
female patrons...one of those 4 a.m.-
who's-still-standing-that-i-can-take-
home-and-bang moves. ordinarily we
condone and encourage that move, but
this guy was really unsuave. she was
screaming, "what if i said i'm a
fucking DYKE! would you feel better?"
that was a good one.
bathrooms. You don't believe me? Go ask
the Wongs.
for children's shoes means. it could
be dirty. or maybe it's just nasty.
or maybe it's dirty AND nasty. hmmm.
digital camera! hahaha. no matter how
many times you grab my boob, i WON'T
take any nekkid pics! NO, i said!
Charlotte just the other day:
Spacecakes: Do you know that
Babynoodles girl?
Swurve: Yeah, she's great. You know her?
Spacecakes: Not really, but I love her.
She loves smut.
Swurve: Yeah, smut's good.
we've been engaged for over 7 years now and
you are all invited to our vegas wedding.
turns out she once confided in me
that she has no visual impairment of
any kind at all. In fact, she is able to
see through both rock and lead. She
likes to start fires, hurt defenseless
animals for sport, and make fun of
pediatric leukemia patients right to
their crying faces. Charlotte lives with
her mother, "Big Charlotte," in a
sprawling Long Island beachfront
estate that is infested with racoons.
After various health code violations,
Department of Health workers laid
siege to said domicile, in a violent
police action that Charlotte has since
characterized as "the most atrocious,
despicable thing ever to happen in
America." Charlotte is most
charming when she dances with
small American flags to an
accompaniment of Souza marches.
ever tried talking to a door nail, they're pretty
deaf - they keep saying "WHAT? I CUNT
HEAEAER YOU") and insists that I once did
voodoo on her with my "wicked macaroon of
protection." shall we all chip in for her much
needed Miracle Ear?