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      Rev Keith Faulkner
      Male, 36, Single, Denton, TXMore
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      • Nancy
      • Posted
      • Huh? did I not get the memo? Keith's an
        asshole now? I never knew this? that's
        testimony, ain't it?!!
      • LiebchenVirgie
      • Posted
      • Can we sau DUESCHEEE! It is the only
        way...the way of the DUESCHEE that
        is..fun times are to be had with this
        s.o.b....especially when it involves
        Jager and a bit of biatch slapin...ohhh-
        weee!!! It hurts sooo good.
      • Felicia
      • Posted
      • Did you ever hear of the fry street
        fair myth about a guy who pushed his
        girlfriend in front of a car? Well this
        is the guy, and I'm the girl. Did he
        really push me? no one really knows.
        But after hours in the emergency room
        he took care of me and carried me to
        the bathroom. So I guess what I'm
        trying to say, is yes, He can be an
        asshole sometimes, but underneath it
        all he can be kind hearted...or was
        that guilt?
      • Maredith
      • Posted
      • To The Most Horrid Waste Of Human Flesh
        Otherwise Known as
        Keith,

        it has come to my attention that you
        have broken the promises of yesterday.
        the two weeks that we spent in total
        adoration of one another have been cast
        aside not unlike a torn and used
        tissue. At the first glimpse of you, I
        was allured into your sublime features,
        your pulchritudinous eyes. We shared an
        instant bond, a transient conversation,
        and a cup of tea. I was under the
        impression, which I now see was
        erroneous), that we had a mutual
        attraction. The rendezvous that
        followed the first were more
        penetrating to my senses as they were
        intimate. You were the illuminated
        polestar of my days. Then the glorious
        and long anticipated moment came, when
        I was enticed into your bed, I could
        scarcely comprehend what I was engaging
        in. I, moral and immaculate, had not
        even entertained the intention of
        joining with a man, let alone
        undeniably undertaking the carnal act.
        I can only assume, (since you refuse to
        discuss, that the astonishment of this
        discovery was too excessive for your
        simple mind. This situation that I have
        unfortunately found myself in, is quiet
        distressing. My life, simply put, has
        been torn from all comfortable grounds
        and reality. I am lost. immersed in a
        somber nebulous cloud of discord. I am
        at sixes and sevens. agonizing over how
        I could discover that I have been
        banished without the slightest hint of
        consideration. All of the incalculable
        hours that I devoted in pursuit of your
        ethereal happiness and joy. how you so
        easily dissipated our joining of souls
        for that witch. I see clearly only the
        causes of my expulsion. She, the
        devil's consort herself, the debauched
        whore that ensorcelled you. She is
        treacherous to my very existence. That
        befouled, atrocious, promiscuous slut
        in disreputable attire. I cannot
        refrain from expressing my disdain for
        her. Then there is you. the betrayal of
        the most brazen variety and the
        exploitation of my unyielding love for
        you, is truly dispiriting. that I was
        inveigled into thinking that such a
        emotionally deficient creature would
        save my already disheartened faith in
        the male species is insurmountably
        unfathomable. I recoil at the mere
        thought of your perversion. I was
        misguided in believing that you were a
        incandescent soul. truly you are a
        abhorrent miscalculation of nature. you
        should be disregarded as befitting the
        vulgar, depraved, and wholly impure
        creature that you are. In all
        reasonableness, those who feel pity for
        you, should spit upon you in order to
        wash away and eradicate your
        putrescence and sin. For the discharged
        saliva of the lowest of God's men is
        more pure than your capricious soul.


        No Longer Yours to Soil,
        The Once Innocent Angel


        p.s-- i miss you sooooo much, call me!!
      • Kristen
      • Posted
      • This guy is my kind of scum, sick and
        hilarious.
      • Shelly
      • Posted
      • Keith and the other pigs gave me a
        place to live during my first Flipside--
        for this I will always be grateful! I
        had a blast and that was due in large
        part to the antics of this little
        piggie. Thanks!
      • Duby
      • Posted
      • I have partyied with some hard core
        types, but this boy puts them all to
        shame.
        I love Kieth, and want to have his
        baby!
      • Lurko
      • Posted
      • I've known Keith about half my life and
        I still enjoy hanging out with him,
        what more could you ask for?
      • Mzzz Spanky
      • Posted
      • Aaaaaah, Keith. This is truly a man
        that is in my heart forever. He is
        magnetic, sexy, extremely intelligent,
        creative, and fun FUN FUN! Like a
        rainbow sundae, he has many layers,
        each one more surprising and yummy than
        the last. He lives up to his pig name,
        but don't let that scare you...it
        doesn't hurt. In fact it's quite
        nice. You definitely should cuddle
        with this man! Who loves ya, honey?!?
        SMOOCHES!
      • Cheryl
      • Posted
      • This little piggie climbs rocks. This
        little piggie loves fun. This little
        piggie went to flipside. This little
        piggie went to burning man. This little
        piggie didn't want to go home. Keither
        is a wonderful guy and a hell of a fire
        spinner. A very creative and
        insightful man full of love and warmth.
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