Harvey Barnes

Our relationship is like a WWII battleship: decommisioned and haunted.

"Cannot wait for cancer tour 2019"

Male, 30, Single
Interested In: Just looking around
Member Since: Jul 2003
Location: Canandaigua, NY
Hometown: Canandaigua, NY
College: St. Bonaventure University
Company: Squirt, Honey Nut Cheerios, Red Stripe, Seabreeze, Sunset Bay in May, CCC, The Grove, Miller Yerkees Wade Project(soon to release their comeback album T-Shirts After We Win).
Harvey's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/1116247

"About 6 feet 2, just got presidential in the mile for the first time since 9th grade when Chris Curtiss and I made a mad..."

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Schools:
Canandaigua Acad, Attended 1993 - 1997, Class of 1997
Schools (Other):
Harvard. God I miss those lazy Harvard afternoons...
College/University:
St. Bonaventure University, Attended 1997 - 2002, Other
Occupation:
Bartender/ Co-Host of Gutbucket Sports
Affiliations:
Crystal Beach Country Store or Crystal Beach General!!! shivm.com, gorillavsbear.blogspot.com, Pegasys is Channel 13
Hobbies and Interests:
The three C's: convincing, karate, contraband and calvinism.
Favorite Books:
Hatchet by the late great Gary Paulson. Peppermints in the Parlor. I've read every Indian in the Cupboard but none since 1990. I believe there were three of them?
Favorite Movies:
Tango and Cash. Rambo II. Die Hard. Aliens. Fuck Batman Returns by the way. Bale couldn't hold Keaton's shit bucket.
Favorite Music:
Rod Stewart in 1971. Billy Joel in 1975. Phil Collins in 1983. Lee Batchelor everyday. Billy Joe Royal sometimes.
Favorite TV Shows:
Trailer Park Boys...have you seen this shit yet? Holy fuck. After missing the last three episodes of 24, I have given up and will wait till the DVD. Good luck, Jack and the boys/girls!
Zodiac Sign:
Capricorn
About Me:
About 6 feet 2, just got presidential in the mile for the first time since 9th grade when Chris Curtiss and I made a mad dash for the finish. I am currently working on my sit and reach record of 45 inches. Take that Harvard! Also, my pull-ups are now at 13. In a row! Consecutively.
I'm patiently awaiting the day when its cool to love again.
Who I Want to Meet:
Oooooh, never really thought about it. I guess if you can sit through Tango and Cash with me then you are pretty cool. I like my ladies unkempt but with a little Franks red hot for taste. "Savage" Steve Holland needs to make another movie by the way. Maybe he will co-direct my documentary on Rickey Henderson entitled "Hendu Ken Du?"
I would like to meet Ryne Sandberg, Brian Wilson, Michael McDonald, Michael J. Fox, the entire 1987 Washington Bullets line-up, Andy Klinkingbeard, Harvey Barnes P.I., my great-great grandfather, circa 1993 Kevin Wade, the actor who played the dummy that came to life on Today's Special or was that Pinwheel?, Mr. Plyter, Sam the Sham minus the Pharoahs, Tonto Beefy/Cop Shoot/Foon Ketchup, Mr. Buckingface, Jason Heider where are you?!?!

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joshua
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You've had a rough afternoon. It's still light out, so why don't you just sit back, put your feet up and catch a little boy.

Daniella
Posted
you've got to lick it before you stick it

Devon
Posted
It may have been 27 years ago, but each part of Kevin's external body touched his mom's vagina.

joshua
Posted
I watched Tango and Cash with you three times in a row and you still wouldn't make love to me. You wouldn't even touch me. I'd say, "It's just nice to be alone with you, finally," and that still didn't get you jazzed. And then when I coughed and you raised your eyebrow at me, it was like WOW! what am I wasting my time for. I just want to protect others from the whole Tango and Cash scenario.