Heather

lots of them

professional tambourine tuner

cartwheels, ugly dogs, cats that fetch, wrinkly-leathery old people, dancing around in my underwear, spinning around until I can't stand up, air guitar, laughter, laughing, anything that makes me smile, I've made an art form out of burping, concocting magic potions, and maybe just life in general

Old Angel Midnight, Tristessa, The Cantebury Tales, The Road Less Traveled, People of the Lie, A Light In The Attic, Memoirs Of A Geisha

Harold and Maude, Donnie Darko, The Never Ending Story, Airplane, Heavy Metal, Wes Anderson films, Singing In The Rain, Waking Life...and so on and so on

The Shins, The Pixies, Siouxie, The Cure, TRex, Elliott Smith, Radiohead, Bjork, Magnetic Fields, David Bowie, The Velvet Underground, The Beatles, Lamb, Morcheeba, Badly Drawn Boy, Belle and Sebastian, Modest Mouse, Sunnyday Real Estate and so on...

Family Guy, Simpsons, Inuyasha, Cowboy Bebop, Conan, Kids In The Hall, Dave Chapelle, Anderson Cooper

So, I tell these stories called "Heathers". Basically,
they're short, irrelevent, pointless stories that seem to
come out of nowhere...yeah, they're great.

I really think I would like to meet the rest of my
personalities. So far, I've become acquainted with an old
Jewish man, a feisty Mexican lady, a pretentious Brit and I
have been known to think I'm George Jefferson.