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"9 out of 10 people recommend checking out
http://automatedredemption.com/flavorcountry/
Something my blog won't tell..."
More about Jon
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Occupation:
writer
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Hobbies and Interests:
WHERE IS MY BATMOBILE
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Favorite Books:
AMERICA: The Book, Infinite Jest, Lives of the Monster Dogs, House of Leaves, Achewood, Jules Verne, old Choose Your Own Adventure books
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Favorite Movies:
Lost in Translation, Leon, Hard Boiled, The City of Lost Children, Brother, The Royal Tenenbaums, Happy Gilmore, even-numbered Star Treks, The Killer, Fist of Legend, Zero Effect, (insert something pretentious right here)
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Favorite Music:
Postal Service, Four Tet, Gotan Project, Radiohead, Quannum, The Decemberists, DM & Jemini, Rilo Kiley, the Notwist, Aesop Rock, M83
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Favorite TV Shows:
Daily Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Futurama, Simpsons, Good Eats, Iron Chef, Mythbusters, Teen Titans
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About Me:
9 out of 10 people recommend checking out
http://automatedredemption.com/flavorcountry/
Something my blog won't tell you: My appendix was removed last year. This means my body's self-destruct mechanism has been disabled permanently.
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Who I Want to Meet:
A GIRL WHO CAN FLY A SPACESHIP. OR A DUDE FROM SPACE WHO HAS A MAGIC GREEN RING TO GIVE ME.
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canonical literary work. Though
countless interpretations may be given,
none reach the essence. Similarly, we
may talk about Jon for ages without
exhausting the many wonders contained
within. Jon contributes something new
to the discourse of each passing
generation, and remains as devastatingly
relevant and subversive as he was at his
original publication. He is a giant; a
pinnacle; a musical - literary -
culinary - kung-fu-inary -
science-fictionary - good at pictionary
- don't-cause-frictionary tour de force,
and a presence whose unquantifiable
influence will resonate through the ages.
remember that meme? whatever happened
to that?! i miss you, blank-ate-my-
balls. but seriously jon that was
fucking uncalled-for
fact still remains that Jon is not visible to the
naked eye.
practical joke where at the end the
prankee gets electrocuted and dies.
umm, no wait, that was me. Jon
convinced me not to do it. So if it
wasn't were for him, I would probably
be some bad man's girlfriend. So if
the sheer number of testimonials hasn't
convinced you, than maybe that will.
Jon, all I can think of is our boy wandering the
wastelands of apocalyptic Earth, searching for
the answer to one question: why? FEROCIOUS
J: AT EARTH'S END!
up. This guy is the definition of
Cool. That's with a capital c,
goddamnit. Don't let him fool you, no
matter what he says, he can kick your
ass and you will cry, and cry, and
cry, and ...
effects!
(In case someone would miss it, this is a
humongous compliment-now how the hell do
you spell humongous, i don't know)
ever coined, Jon did pioneering
research into the urban phenomenon
of "hobosexuals", people (often other
hobos) who choose to have intercourse
with hobos. He also advocated a
surgical modification to vagrant's
brains, which he termed
the "hobotomy". He is currently
working on a historical treatise
entitled "Sex With President Licoln:
Fourscoregasms - and Then Some!"
reached the elite status of "boy crisis
team member". He's always there when
it seems things are falling apart, not
that he is causing things to fall
apart, but that he is good with an ear
and a word. And when he dedicates a
song to you, you feel like you are the
only girl on the planet. He is so much
goodness wrapped up into a small asian
package, you might confuse him with
sushi, but be careful, Jon may bite
back.