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"I'm a hip kinda chick that tells really funny comedy. Here's an example. "So, what time is it when an elephant sits on your..."
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Schools (Other):
Eastland High (Frequent Visitor, which was kinda creepy if you think of it), Has been actors typing and receptionist classes.
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Occupation:
Disabled Stand Up Comedian/Blair Warners Cousin
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Affiliations:
Jump the Shark, Bad 80's TV, The Molly Ringwald Friends Ring, The Alvin Alley Dance Troup, Corey Feldman's AA sponsor
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Hobbies and Interests:
Saying "Hi Blair", Appearing on 80's Sitcoms, Telling Natalie over and over "No, that school uniform doesn't make you look fat", cleaning up vomit from Mrs. Garrett's all night self pitying drinking binges, Trying to avoid Jo's touching me "In my bad places", Mixing my ear wax in with Blair's facial cream every time I overhear her telling people that we aren't related, Polka
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Favorite Books:
The Facts of Life Fact Book, Everybody Poops, Remembrance of Things Past, Are You there God? Its me Margaret, War and Peace
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Favorite Movies:
The Facts of Life go to France, The Facts of Life Down Under (Not the porno it sounds like but a wonderful adventure that sees the girls from Eastland Academy taking a trip to Australia...Hilarity ensues.
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Favorite Music:
Anything that lets me shake my moneymaker...which is pretty much anything, Jazz, funk, the sound of a bus driving by, the sun, etc....
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Facts of Life, Masterpiece Theater, Gigli-the series, Manimal, That 80's Show
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About Me:
I'm a hip kinda chick that tells really funny comedy. Here's an example. "So, what time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to say "Hey Natalie! Get your ass off my fence!" or "The toughest part about being a women with Cerebral Palsy is plucking your eyebrows, thats how my ears origionally got pierced."
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Who I Want to Meet:
People that don't mind my occaisional whistling of the Facts of Life Theme Song "Ya take the good, ya take the bad......"Oh, and people Hung like a circus freak or somebody with a really cool car, Gallager
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What kind of sick freak are you, anyway? For one thing, Geri's last name is misspelled here. What a shame that celebrities are the targets of such time-wasting, mean-spirited activities. Shame on you, whomever you are!
I found Geri's official website online and it's www.gerijewell.com This is the accurate portrayal of the Geri with whom I'm familiar. So whoever you are, "Ms. Jewel" - NOT! All I have to add is,
"You're acting bad and that's not good, something stinks in your neighborhood,
so GET A LIFE! Just GET A LIFE!
When the world never seems
to be livin up to your dreams
And suddenly you're finding out
that GET A LIFE is what you should do,
of a Christian school for lunch. At the
head of the table was a large pile of
apples. Someone had written a note and
placed it next to the apples. It read,
"Take only one, God is watching."
Moving through the line, to the
other end of the table, was a large pile
of chocolate chip cookies.
One little boy wrote his own note
and snuck it next to the cookies, "Take
all you want, God is watching the
apples.".....Jesus H. Christ!!! ! I
think I just wet my panties!?
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