Dylan Vitale

Massart

Art Handler, painter, and zamboni driver

Understanding the questions put to me, meeting really odd people that break my heart, and being a goalie on a soccer team.

Peake, Tolkien, Watership Down, Areas of my expertise, the Unspeakable Joy of Being Me.

Kurosawa Films, Boorman films(mostly), Evil Dead/army of Darkness, Jon Carpenter films..., Wet Hot American Summer, and Star Wars of course, Bad Taste, and I will still rewatch Twin Peaks and anything by David Lynch, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai

Its all over the place, from Enoto Enon, Witchcraft, Melvins, Sondre Lerche, El Perro Del Marr, really a little bit of everything.

Im trying to wean myself off of this addiction.

Libra

I can believe things that are true and I can believe things
that are not true and I can believe things where nobody
knows if they are true or not. I can believe in Santa Claus
and the Easter Bunny and Marilyn Monroe and the Beatles and
Elvis and Mr. Ed. Listen- I believe that people are
perfectible, that knowledge is infinite, that the world is
run by secret banking cartels and is visited by aliens on a
regular basis, nice ones that look like wrinkeldly lemurs
and bad ones that mutilate cattle and want our water and
our women. I believe that the future sucks and the future
rocks and that one day the White Buffalo Woman is going to
come back and kick everyones ass. I believe that
the decline in good sex in America is is coincident with
the decline in drive-in movies from state to state. I
believe that all politicians are unprincipled crooks and I
still belive they are better than the alternative. I
believe that California is going to sink into the sea when
the big one comes, while Florida is going to dissolve into
madness
Toxic waste and alligators. I believe that antibacterial
soap is destroying our resistance to dirt and disease and
we will all be whiped out by the common cold like in " War
Of the Worlds" I believe in a personal God who cares about
me and worries and oversees everything I do. I believe in
an impersonal God who set the universe in motion and went
off to hang with her friends and doesnt even know that
Im alive . I believe in an empty and godless universe of
casual chaos, background noise, and sheer blind luck. I
believe that anyone who says sex is overrated hasnt done it
properly. I believe that anyone who claims to know whats
going on will lie about the little things too. I believe in
absolute honesty and sensible social lies. I believe in a
womans right to choose, and a baby's right to live, and that its not up to me anyway.

Really odd people who won't break my heart.