'RIA go BOOM!'
What a STUPID testimonial!
And 'I asked this beauty to spend, blah blah blah'? What a bunch of horseshit. 'EArth died screaming...'-- give me a break, please. The only half-quality one on here is Melanie's.
Ria in a nutshell-- NICE LADY. HIGH QUALITY. FLESH GENIUS.
Aahhh, dear Ria. Such an interesting name.
So mysterious, and exotic. Though, as the
Bard once wisely wrote, "a rose by any other
name would still smell as sweet." Truer
words were never spoken. Though, I think if
we were to discuss smells, and your name,
maybe the more appropriate term would still
begin with "ro" but end with "lling hills of
dogsh*t."
Sprout, I wouldn't have grown so big
and strong if it weren't for the strong
guidence of Ria (yhea).
What a STUPID testimonial!
And 'I asked this beauty to spend, blah blah blah'? What a bunch of horseshit. 'EArth died screaming...'-- give me a break, please. The only half-quality one on here is Melanie's.
Ria in a nutshell-- NICE LADY. HIGH QUALITY. FLESH GENIUS.
So mysterious, and exotic. Though, as the
Bard once wisely wrote, "a rose by any other
name would still smell as sweet." Truer
words were never spoken. Though, I think if
we were to discuss smells, and your name,
maybe the more appropriate term would still
begin with "ro" but end with "lling hills of
dogsh*t."
by the hour. soon it will be visible
from outer space. no foolin'.
of her life with me but she declined.
i hope you have better luck winning
one of her two cruel cruel hearts