Zan - we'd LOVE to come to Seattle! It's one of the few U.S. cities we're both dying to visit. But alas, we are poorer than poor, and will probably only have a chance to go if one of us wins the lottery. Who knows... it might happen!!
Zan rocks my face. He's cool, funny,
warm, and kind. And he looks good in
spandex super hero costumes. What
more could you want?! I'm proud and
delighted to know him.
Oh, zanny zanneroo! My, my... He's just
so zannilicious! (which is, like, three
trillion times more spankin' fresh than
being "bootylicious," ya heard?)
Anyways, I heard that he likes to drink
TAB, because it reminds him of tabs,
which he loves, of course. He eats
orange, glazed doughnuts for breakfast,
lunch, dinner and all snacks in-between.
He cried for weeks when he found out
that PowerBars stopped looking like
rectangular poop. He does not queef,
but he can dance like one. His favorite
cheese is Swissssssssssss. He noticed
that they don't sell comics in
convenience stores anymore (frown). an
iPod looks tiny in his hands.
Flibbledeeflobdieefloo and ramma
lamma ding dong and Black Betty
ROCKS! Well, I declare, dear zanny is
such a peach!
I saw Zan's profile on the Gay League
which led to his website, which, at the
time, featured a picture of him lying
(laying?) on his bed spinning around a
filled comic book display unit with his
toes and I thought, "man, that's kind of
sexy." And then I saw him in Chicago
comics that VERY NEXT DAY. Isn't that
weird? I thought so too. So I decided
to email him, which I guess HE thought
was weird, because his response was
kind of off-put and dismissive. But then,
much later, I guess he came upon my
website or something and was all
like, "oh, my bad, you're kind of cool.
Too bad I live way over here in Hippie-
Ville USA and I'm turning into a yuppie -
oh but hey, wanna hold these boxes of
PRISM guides? Thanks, you're a
peach. And it's been fantastic ever
since.
And I agree he's very tall.
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warm, and kind. And he looks good in
spandex super hero costumes. What
more could you want?! I'm proud and
delighted to know him.
so zannilicious! (which is, like, three
trillion times more spankin' fresh than
being "bootylicious," ya heard?)
Anyways, I heard that he likes to drink
TAB, because it reminds him of tabs,
which he loves, of course. He eats
orange, glazed doughnuts for breakfast,
lunch, dinner and all snacks in-between.
He cried for weeks when he found out
that PowerBars stopped looking like
rectangular poop. He does not queef,
but he can dance like one. His favorite
cheese is Swissssssssssss. He noticed
that they don't sell comics in
convenience stores anymore (frown). an
iPod looks tiny in his hands.
Flibbledeeflobdieefloo and ramma
lamma ding dong and Black Betty
ROCKS! Well, I declare, dear zanny is
such a peach!
helps you torture co-workers with erasure.
what else could you want. plus, he looks
fabulous in a dress.
which led to his website, which, at the
time, featured a picture of him lying
(laying?) on his bed spinning around a
filled comic book display unit with his
toes and I thought, "man, that's kind of
sexy." And then I saw him in Chicago
comics that VERY NEXT DAY. Isn't that
weird? I thought so too. So I decided
to email him, which I guess HE thought
was weird, because his response was
kind of off-put and dismissive. But then,
much later, I guess he came upon my
website or something and was all
like, "oh, my bad, you're kind of cool.
Too bad I live way over here in Hippie-
Ville USA and I'm turning into a yuppie -
oh but hey, wanna hold these boxes of
PRISM guides? Thanks, you're a
peach. And it's been fantastic ever
since.
And I agree he's very tall.