it's too bad eric didn't tell me in
person one of his favorite movies
is "willow", we totally could have
talked shop about two of my favorite
topics, weaves on val kilmer and
fantasy films centered around little
people. next time eric, next time.
eric and i are roomates. this one time,
he killed a hooker, and he brought home
the body. i helped him carry it to the
dump and hide all the evidence. like i
said, we're roomates. that's what
roomates do. he also does a great
woody allen impersonation. because
he's sleeping with his adopted daughter
too.
eric is, for (most) intensive purposes,
the venue through which i realize every
undeniable truth, no matter how
uncomfortable or offensive, regarding
how stupid everyone is. he is astute, but
be careful if he is a-toot! because he
farts a lot.
person one of his favorite movies
is "willow", we totally could have
talked shop about two of my favorite
topics, weaves on val kilmer and
fantasy films centered around little
people. next time eric, next time.
he killed a hooker, and he brought home
the body. i helped him carry it to the
dump and hide all the evidence. like i
said, we're roomates. that's what
roomates do. he also does a great
woody allen impersonation. because
he's sleeping with his adopted daughter
too.
the venue through which i realize every
undeniable truth, no matter how
uncomfortable or offensive, regarding
how stupid everyone is. he is astute, but
be careful if he is a-toot! because he
farts a lot.