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"work, eat, sleep, and go out and have fun when I can.
people tell me I need to get a haircut."
More about Magnolia
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More About Magnolia
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Occupation:
Artist
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Hobbies and Interests:
live music (playing or listening), art, bowling, go kart racing, gin rummy, drinking, being a couch potato, spooning
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Favorite Books:
an anthropologist on mars... oliver sacks, james joyce, thoreau, the middle stories... sheila heti, shakespeare, hunter s. thompson
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Favorite Movies:
delecatessen, city of lost children, brazil, freaks, willy wonka and the chocolate factory, fear and loathing in las vegas, one flew over the cookoos next, clockwork orange, taxi driver, amelie, rat catcher, rushmore, trainspotting
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Favorite Music:
david bowie, butthole surfers, buzzcocks, crass, suicide, led zeppelin, beatles, syd barret, lou reed/velvet underground, arab on radar, pink and brown, 400 blows, ween, the band, stooges, funkadelic, DEVO, modest mouse, neutral milk hotel, tubeway army...
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Favorite TV Shows:
queer eye for the straight guy, monster house
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About Me:
work, eat, sleep, and go out and have fun when I can.
people tell me I need to get a haircut.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I don't know whom I'd like to meet but I know who I would
not like to meet:
men who are like large womans shirts.
fun people, yes, people who love fun.
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Testimonials and Comments for Magnolia
Magnolia, Doenut. She is such a sweet
pleasant breeze of mischief and part
debauchery. Loyal and kind, giving, and
supportive. One might search a thousand
years and never find a more loyal road
dog. I heart The Magster!
gratitude, not to mention three grand
(thanks for the loan, Mag... you know I'm
good for it.) We met at a cockfight in
the basement of a Chinese restaurant in
SoHo. I was trying to earn a little
scratch to pay off an outstanding drug
debt and she was working as a cigarette
girl. I had 3 G's riding on a sure
thing only to find out that the other
rooster was being fed corn nibbles
laced with crystal meth. Needless to
say, my rooster died in a fury of
blood, clucks and feathers. I couldn't
pony up the cash and the only
alternatives to paying were to either
marry the owner's 365lb hairy chinned
daughter or leave minus a left foot.
That's when Magnolia came to my rescue.
She saw the look of desperation in my
eyes as the hairy behemoth of a
daughter began to squeeze into her
wedding gown, and came up with the
money. She emptied her savings account,
bless her heart. That was six years ago
and we've been great friends ever
since. You're a doll, Mag... and someday
I'm gonna pay you back. You know
Wolfgang's good for it.
write before one's accepted? is that a
clue? like selective listening? nah, she
may be sensitive, but she's ballsy too!
a walking contradiction. swing wide?
she'll be swingin' with ya. just
sensitive? well, you're missin' out on
some of the good stuff. just ballsy?
that ain't gonna cut it either. swing
wide, sweet chariot, and this young
filly will satisfy your soul.
good tasting and good for you. Magnolia
never makes you cry unless you ask her
to. I would vote for Magnolia if I was
a citizen of this country and she was
running for office. You should be so
lucky to know Magnolia. Magnolia is the
sun. You are just a small orbiting moon
next to Magnolia. Maybe even just a
meteor or something.
Space. She is two with the wind.
She is three with the number one. I
am happy to know that she doesn't
know that I don't know what I'm
talking about.