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Schools (Other):
Larkin High School, Bradley University
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College/University:
Bradley University, Attended 1999 - 2003, Class of 2003, Bachelor's Degree, Theatre
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Occupation:
Taxpayer
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Affiliations:
Tantalus Theatre Group, Mud Queens of Chicago, Mucca Pazza
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Hobbies and Interests:
shiny things, Indian food, Thai food, most food, but not eggs, theatre, reading, travel, providing the internal monolgues for house pets and infants, nostalgic longing for my college days, shameful attempts to relive college days, nostalgic longing for days before shameful attempts to relive college days, making fun of people, balancing on things, stealing
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Favorite Books:
The Unbearable Likeness of Beans, Franny and Zoo Story, Everything I Need to Know I Learned from Life's Little Instruction Book, books with big print and glossy pictures, Vonnegut, Bradbury, Salinger
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Favorite Movies:
Empire of the Sun, Elizabeth, Best in Show, Cradle Will Rock, Drop Dead Geogous
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Favorite Music:
Queen, Joe Cocker, Sir Elton (pre Don't Let the Sun Go Down On Me), Bowie, Ani, Floyd, Ben Folds, Mott the Hoople, Rufus, Soul Coughing, whatever mix tapes will still play in my ass-tastic tape deck, whatever musical taste rubs off onto me from those I am standing near
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Favorite TV Shows:
West Wing, I Love 92, Arrested Development, Family Guy, Real Life: I'm a Cheerleader, Conan, Duckman, SportsNight, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Daily Show
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Zodiac Sign:
Taurus
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About Me:
I'm short, but also not very tall.
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Who I Want to Meet:
People who condone the use of words like "ass-tastic." And people who think they can buy their friends.
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there is NO WAY
i repeat
NO WAY
that you are as rad as lindsey
sorry dudes and dudettes, but that's a
fact.
seriously.
i mean, this chick drives a sweet-ass
ride. and not in that lame 'really new fast
clean car' way, but in the much
cooler 'you can smoke/eat/drop
something in my car and i won't mind...
or probably even notice' kind of way.
and she doesn't have to walk around
being all 'tall' just to prove that she's
tough. no sir. all you have to do is ask
her if she wants to go to Hooters, and
while you're nursing your new broken
legs you'll figure it out.
and don't even get me started about this
girl's party tricks.
can you balance on the back of a chair
using only your hip bones?
have you ever done a topless keg
stand?
do you know the entire 'pop' dance?
can you 'pump up the jam'?
yeah, i didn't think so.
so don't even try to front.
fool.
no offense.. you're probably pretty cool.
but you're no lindsey.
keep, and for God's sake keep your
hands out of my pants.
Who the hell am I kidding. Do whatever
the hell you want, but just know that you'll
suffer the consequences of my rabid
libido next time I don't have a nice young
man sitting with me on the couch.
That's not for his eyes.
good and likes zerberts.
If you went to a dinner affair
unprepared, she would likely have a
fork on her person and would be more
than happy to lend it.
She has great taste and is an Excellent
scooter driver.
Lindsey is one of a kind and is great on
a water slide.
She has a REAL nice tail feather and
shakes it well.
She juggles at airports...
Sleeps on a plane like no one's
business...
Brings her own deodarant. on business
trips..
Looks HOT in boots, hats, clothes,
blankets, and banana oil...
Overall, she is a 10. You don't wanna
miss a chance to have her as one of
your top Friendsters.
~ Big Fan
fun and extremely talented as Lindsey.
To her the world seems a place of
common sense and not so bound by
rules or should and shouldn't. She's the
type of person you'd take home, not to
meet the parents necessarily, but to
hang out in the back yard while breaking
bottles on the neighbors lawn with.
She's full of excitement, which makes
her full of memories and that makes her
someone you should know because
you'll never forget her.
partner and we're gonna fly through the
sky with the greatest of ease as we
swing upside down on the flying
trapeze. . . .but until then we'll drink and
try not fall off the couch.