Craig Poopypants

...out for Summer.

Southern Connecticut State University, Attended 1987 - 1991, Class of 1991, Bachelor's Degree, communications

writer, eater of jerky, cooker of food, fun haver.

Can you feel it, taste it, smell it, breath it, enjoy it? Then we're affiliated, I guess.

fun life, the shadow-y side of the street, writing, creating things, cooking, laughing, urban-bonzai mountain biking and the random mince and/or prance.

Magazines, spiritual stuff, trivia crap, my own (http://www.thekitchensink.tk), humor, tons more.

Black Godfather, Gamera, Last House..., The Big Boss, NotLD, that type of stuff.

Tunes that make that little spot behind my strenum glow.

News, cooking, funny stuff, history stuff, cartoons, Myth Busters.

I write stuff to get it out of my head and maybe get some food money for it, if'n you want to hire me in a writing or creative aspect...let me know and we'll talk, I do Reiki (want some? lemme know), I create, I play a loud and sloppy drum set (nowadays in a just-started, Irish, hyper-folk, band called Barleywine), I have some wanderlust in me and when I have time will vanish for a few days, I am in a near-perpetual state of amusement, saying the words "soft voluminous stool" is always funny, I spit off of bridges and rooftops, I listen to music that squeezes me right there (styles tend to lean towards stuff what rocks), beautifully flawed, I politely yell, I do what is fun, I believe fireworks are always appropriate, I don't need to know who's dating who in Hollywood, I like beer and gin for my alcoholic drinks of choice (and some whiskey shots sometimes) and just about anything else for the "non", I don't have "a jam", I have always been here before, I'll eventually get the back piece, I chuck rocks into bodies of water, I've got about 6 or 7 books written and am hunting the elusive "publisher or agent who would take a chance", I dig the sound of breaking glass, I'm learning and unlearning all the time, I still laugh when I see people picking up their dogs fresh, hot poop in little plastic bags, I enjoy traveling at high speeds on a bike through traffic, I like me some abandoned buildings/factories/asylums, I poke at stuff with sticks, I bleed once a day w/out trying, I teach kids P/T, I cook good, I eat the spicey food, I wanna rock, I live near the tiniest post office ever made by humans ever, I've done the drugs I need to do, I get along with cheese quite nicely and I also don't mind when most things happen.
Want to know anything else? Ask me..

Them's of you that enjoy it.