I'll testify to anything Kjell comes up
with [because it ALWAYS will be
extremely creative, incredibly FuNky
and ahead of all ya'll SuCkas--->yep],
anytime -any damn place!!! Kjell
always keeps it constant-keeps it
real! Trust!
When you gonna come and BRING IT to NYC
Kjell? I know you got it!
speakin' of what you got- you still got
that BIG lizard? give it my love....
Kjell's tha SHIT!
No man works with his mouth or hands as
well as Kjell... When it comes to
getting PR on the phone or working them
records on the turn tables, when you
boil it all down, Kjell the Booty
Pirate is one talented cat.
Though I've never seen him spin, I've
been told that when Kjell puts his
magic fingers to the vinyl at a club,
a little halo of light shines down
upon him from heaven. One night when
he was scratching, a 87-year-old with
terminal cancer-itis was instantly
cured when a Timo Maas track blared,
and thusly began to break dance his
way to eternal life. Well, that's what
I'm told.
kjell is like good vibes put into human
form. it might be the dirty-dirty-born
hospitality, or it might be the viking
blood, but fuck it. he always down to
get the ladies wet in the role
of 'smoov selecta,' so it's all good.
with [because it ALWAYS will be
extremely creative, incredibly FuNky
and ahead of all ya'll SuCkas--->yep],
anytime -any damn place!!! Kjell
always keeps it constant-keeps it
real! Trust!
When you gonna come and BRING IT to NYC
Kjell? I know you got it!
speakin' of what you got- you still got
that BIG lizard? give it my love....
Kjell's tha SHIT!
well as Kjell... When it comes to
getting PR on the phone or working them
records on the turn tables, when you
boil it all down, Kjell the Booty
Pirate is one talented cat.
been told that when Kjell puts his
magic fingers to the vinyl at a club,
a little halo of light shines down
upon him from heaven. One night when
he was scratching, a 87-year-old with
terminal cancer-itis was instantly
cured when a Timo Maas track blared,
and thusly began to break dance his
way to eternal life. Well, that's what
I'm told.
form. it might be the dirty-dirty-born
hospitality, or it might be the viking
blood, but fuck it. he always down to
get the ladies wet in the role
of 'smoov selecta,' so it's all good.
over the years. A very fun guy to deal
with. His dj skills are over the top!
Keep up the good work man. "Woo! Woo!"
secretary catalog his ladie's numbers!