I love animals and private ownership rights. I have worked hard and am currently purusing my job offers since i just recieved my Doctorate of Socio-Darwinian Fusion after my thesis entitled Specific Newtonian-Subgenres Of the EthnoMacroscopy of the Mali-Makki Tribes within Central Mozambique. thank god THATS over with.
OK, so I've only actually hung out
with Mel, like, twice. But I'm pretty
sure we'll be BFF. And I'm also pretty
sure that we share the same soul, or
at least the same raging hormones...
i told you i was going to eat pizza
and have sex one night when i was
drunk...and then i did. story kind of
sucks but so do i. we need to work
together more often
melanie was my sister's friend first
and foremost, so she always felt like
she had to be a big sister figure. and
not buy me cigarettes and save me from
robbers and stuff. I guess she sort of
is a big sister figure in that I got
from her these things: when all else
fails, try kicking. you don't really
need to know anything in life except
who is wearing a leopard print bikini
in people magazine. and.. I forget what
else. but I'll never forget the melanie
noise.
Mel is my one and only... i have yet to figure
out what yet, but without her I would be lost
in a sea of vast emptiness... dance for me
sweet baby, dance.
3 words...Faint, dance and party.
This woman can shake her ass like no
one I've ever seen. She also lets me
bitch to her about all the dudes that
tend to piss me off. And she is
utterly hysterical. And I'm not
saying this because she's
my "superior". No...really.
irregardless is not a word, but
regardless, melanie is very good at
wearing sunglasses and has a nice rack
and will probably change the world
someday with her crocheting skills.
with Mel, like, twice. But I'm pretty
sure we'll be BFF. And I'm also pretty
sure that we share the same soul, or
at least the same raging hormones...
and have sex one night when i was
drunk...and then i did. story kind of
sucks but so do i. we need to work
together more often
and foremost, so she always felt like
she had to be a big sister figure. and
not buy me cigarettes and save me from
robbers and stuff. I guess she sort of
is a big sister figure in that I got
from her these things: when all else
fails, try kicking. you don't really
need to know anything in life except
who is wearing a leopard print bikini
in people magazine. and.. I forget what
else. but I'll never forget the melanie
noise.
both have the same secret internet
crush.
I'll never tell anyone our secret!
has some really cute friends. :)
out what yet, but without her I would be lost
in a sea of vast emptiness... dance for me
sweet baby, dance.
This woman can shake her ass like no
one I've ever seen. She also lets me
bitch to her about all the dudes that
tend to piss me off. And she is
utterly hysterical. And I'm not
saying this because she's
my "superior". No...really.
something about melly...this girl is a
tap dancin', Xanadu watchin' vampire
slayer. Course that's why we love her.
regardless, melanie is very good at
wearing sunglasses and has a nice rack
and will probably change the world
someday with her crocheting skills.