Barney Gumble

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Male, 49, Single
Interested In: Dating Men and Women, Relationship Men and Women, Friends, Activity Partners
Member Since: Aug 2004
Location: New York, NY
Hometown: Springfield
Company: Moe's tavern, NASA (well, almost), B-Sharps
Barney's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/11345063

"I used to be smart, until Homer introduced me to something that i will cherish forever, BEER! It made me realise there's..."

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Schools (Other):
Springfield High
Occupation:
Snow Plower, Musician, Filmaker
Affiliations:
Moe's Tavern, B-Sharps, Plow King
Hobbies and Interests:
Drinking at Moe's (pretty obvious), occasional rendevouz with Patty and Selma, Collecting my thoughts and putting it in a can of sardines
Favorite Books:
don't read books, i do read those ripped pages from the newspaper though
Favorite Movies:
That movie with people in it...
Favorite Music:
Bee-Sharps music, rattling of moe's bar glasses
Favorite TV Shows:
That tv show with people in it
About Me:
I used to be smart, until Homer introduced me to something that i will cherish forever, BEER! It made me realise there's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem. I'm a brain-dead slob who used to work in the snow plowing business, i used to distribute leaflets in a diaper (it didnt take away my dignity), i used to be a musician and now i'm the permanent barfly at Moe's, god i love that place! *burrrpp!!! By the way I'm still the same Barney! I just take care of my personal hygeine more than before...
Who I Want to Meet:
More drinking buddies! Moe needs more people to come over to his bar so I'm campaigning for his bar!

aSh
Posted
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Michael
Posted
Ah... The lovable drunk of Springfield. I'm glad that he proved that he could go sober when he wants to. But he has such a talent for drinking it would be a waste for him not to... I would suggest he try competitive drinking, but an artist of his caliber shouldn't enter contests- it's beneath him. His finest moment was perhaps that touching amateur film he made that is sooo fondly remembered by Simpsons fans. I wonder if he still flys that helicopter now that he's back on the sauce...

Kelly
Posted
Hey guess what?? I've been so GD drunk that I totally forgot about Friendster for like.... shit I don't know how long it's been since I was last on here...