Mel Vincent Oliva

As the patron goddess of the ancient Athenian city state, Athena embodies both the power of the warrior and the wisdom of the philosopher. She wields her spear with an aim towards justice. Respect her and you will prosper!

As a noble hare you are well respected, adored even. The opposite sex finds you irresistible; you are quite the charmer. In addition to being a lover, however, you are also a philosopher. You are deeply familiar with the mysteries of this world, and so you are a great resource for advice.

You're no moron; you're a smart cookie. You read, and write, and do all of that other smart stuff. You probably have an extensive library of tomes, and you probably have cool looking spectacles.

A cold and devious man you are! The greatest secretary of all time you are! In Soviet Russia the Gulag loves YOU!

You are a pirate! Yes, piracy IS a felony. You board ships, take prisoners, and drink rum! The life of the pirate is one of fun and adventure. Enjoy yourself!

Perhaps the most insidious of all STDs, it can be spread with only a kiss. Or, if you're into that sort of thing, oral contact with other, more intimate, parts. It's not life threatening, but the sores can be an embarrassment to those who are infected.

You won't be rich, instead you'll be sad. After a lifetime pursuing wealth and success, you'll discover that you're just not that kind of person.

Cute people are highly suspicious! Because you're cute, people naturally trust you. That trust, however, may be misplaced. Often a cute demeanor is merely the cover for a nefarious person.

You are the protecting spirit of the group. You ensure that everyone is well-hydrated, not too-drunk, and has a ride home. Without your help, many parties would have ended very badly. When the belligerent drunk gets out of control, you are the one we pawn him off on. Everyone owes you a heart-felt "Thank You".

You're the athletic type. You're the fit and trim one that spends two hours a day jogging. Some people consider that sexy, others are not turned on. Don't worry about that. Believe in yourself!

You are a rascal, and a social deviant. You are happiest when you're causing trouble, and pissing off the authorities. A cherry bomb down the toilet or tagging your name? Who knows what you are going to do next!

You have a crush on someone! Crushing is a bit different than love, but it feels like almost the same thing. You think of that special person constantly, and your heart is full of hope and anticipation. Good luck to you!

You're not gay. You're straight. Why do you need a quiz to tell you that? Are you insecure about your sexuality?

You aren't fat. You're sexy! Your lithe figure and devious curves are enough to drive your lovers crazy. You exercise, and you eat right. Have fun!

Your last sight will be your own air bubbles rising to a distant water surface. Morbid, I know! But also romantic! Drowning, whether in a bathtub or in the expansive ocean, is a classic way to go.