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Jenny's little sister's bat mitzvah and i'm not really cross-eyed
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"i am very impatient. i tend to sing out loud. i believe in the evil eye. i forget to water my bamboo plant. i own too many..."
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More About Linda
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Schools (Other):
undergrad, Davidson College, graduate, Columbia School of Journalism
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College/University:
Columbia University, Attended 2003 - 2004, Class of 2004, Master's Degree, journalism
Davidson College, Attended 1998 - 2002, Class of 2002, Bachelor's Degree, english, phi minor
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Occupation:
alcohol abuser and free mason
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Affiliations:
bay windows, and south end news. i can't count Warner Hall as an affiliation, since it's not a real sorority. besides, i'm a journalist, damn it, and we're not supposed to have affiliations.
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Hobbies and Interests:
stuff, stuff, and of course, more stuff-- and your mama
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Favorite Books:
i like books. lots of books. too many books. i am a fire hazard.
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Favorite Movies:
i like movies-- i think your mama was in one.
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Favorite Music:
noblesse oblige, eggbeater, your mama, spoonmonkey, life with mikey, and you're all sad sad trendster monkeys
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Favorite TV Shows:
i like tv. and your mama.
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Zodiac Sign:
Virgo
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About Me:
i am very impatient. i tend to sing out loud. i believe in the evil eye. i forget to water my bamboo plant. i own too many tchotchkes. i'm thinking of converting. i have a shopping addiction. i will never have a real job.
lend me some sugar, i am your neighbor.
also: never trust a big butt and a smile.
especially if it's your mama.
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Who I Want to Meet:
one day, i'd like to meet a lot of famous people and pretend like i don't know who they are. that would be good for me.
i would also like to meet your mama. could you introduce us?
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Testimonials and Comments for Linda
and I feel oddly empty...
laugh for an hour over saying things like
phat rabbit. linda does the funniest ghetto
sista impersonation ever- oh and cats too.
you have any idea how hard it is to
dance with a table?
better step up and leave a testimonial before
i look like some sort of stalker. hey lin,
remember thos little cream filled pastries
you made when we lived together? those
were yummy. and i'm not saying that cause
i'm stoned. cause i'm not.
graduate student, was found stealing pies
from the cafeteria. When officials asked her
to leave, she grabbed for the scool mascot,
Mr. Kittens. The accused held the cat for
hostage over 6 hours yesterday(above
photo). Officer McGee reports, 'We didn't
think she was going to give up until a friend
arrived and mentioned a shoe sale at
Nordstroms.' Ms Rodriguez is currrently
being detained by school officials for
questioning regarding the recent
disappearance of PhiDeltaAlpha's Easy
Bake Oven.
can. And also while on the can.
FORGET it, but i had the wrong day and
then i never sent off your present. does this
sound familiar? yes, yes...just like every
other year since we met. i like to keep it
reeeall ya know. you'll probably never
forgive me or write nice testimonials on my
page, but it's OK... i deserve it, i'm a bad
friend. bad friend, baaaad.
particularly paranoid about missing your
birthday. Sometimes I wake up and before
rubbing the sleep out of my eyes I sit up real
quick like and think, "shit, what day is it? Is
today linda's b-day??!!!" maybe in some past
life we were married and i was the husband
that always forgot our anniversary. anyway, i
hope everyone remembers linda's birthday
is august 28th....and she loves shoes,
purses, and toiletries/makeup she'll
probably never use (but as long as the
packaging is clever it doesn't matter). i love
ya, baby....AND I WONT FORGET YOUR
BIRTHDAY.
cat, people. the cat.
She got angry at the vending machine in the
student lounge the other day. It really
freaked me out.