Daniel Joseph

Rollins College - BA Theater, Cal State Northridge, The Field School, BAPA, UCLA.

Being groomed for the presidency or homelessness

GOP, SAG, AEA, Columbia House

Politics, Theater, Low Carb Beer, Debate, Zelda and Mario Kart, Bulldogs, Texas Hold-em, Virginia Find-em, Rhode Island Lick-em, Norweigen Pants-em, killing terrorists, the flat tax, musical theater, Electronic Gaming Monthly, The Drudge Report, Talk Radio, www.realclearpolitics.com, Get Fuzzy and that's it.........Oh yeah and my girlfriend.....that's right my girlfriend....and Garbage Pail Kids.

Cats Cradle, Electric Kool Aid Acid Test, 100 people who are screwing up America, The Dark Tower, Harry Potter, Bias, The Boomer Bible, Uncle John's Bathroom Readers, Lyndon Johnson: Master of the Senate, Rewritting History

Star Wars IV-VI, The Godfather I - II, Back to the Future I - II, The Jerk, Blazing Saddles, Goodfellas, Anchorman, The Great Muppet Caper, Guy gets Hit in the Crotch with Football.

The Beatles, Method Man, The Beach Boys, Billy Joel, Prince, Beck, Wu-Tang, Extreme, Xzibit, Imperial Drag, Devin The Dude, Scarface, The Cheese

South Park, The Simpsons, Mystery Science Theater 3000, The Venture Bros., Deadwood, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Quantum Leap, OZ, The O'Reilly Factor, Special Report With Brit Hume, She's the Sheriff, The View, The Muppet Show

Scorpio

I enjoy a wide variety of activities including, spirited debate, sipping a fine snifter of port at Christmas, looking at my collection of DVD's, doing impressions of South Park characters, laughing at the incompetence of the Democratic party and those that make up this countries left wing, creative new fast food sandwiches, making prank calls and then flushing the toilet when the person answers, talking about Star Wars and working on my abs. I live in LA with my redheaded girlfriend, and I'd like to be an actor but it's really, really hard. I am a fan of a lot of very dissapointing sports teams including the Baltimore Orioles, The Washington Capitals and the always heartbreaking New York Jets. I grew up in Washington D.C. and worked for the US Senate, where I fell in love with Politics. I'd like to be president someday and if you run against me I will beat you very badly.

I love talking to people who disagree with me, if you've got a debate, bring it. I'm a really open minded guy, so if you don't mind working your head then put down the Kool-Aid and either challenge me or we'll talk about a shared interest. I like to think I'm pretty well rounded, but you make up your own mind.