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      "I like pink, orange, and green, but not black. Black is boring. I am real touchy-feely, have big teeth, small hands, hair..."

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      • Ashley
      • Posted
      • "Practically transforming over night from legendary pop icons to taste-bud saavy entrepreneurs, the dynamic duo of Ashley and Zopi has shifted gears with gusto. Their grand opening of BURGER VILLAGE, the first upscale apartment community entirely devoted to - you guessed it - hot fresh burgers, marks yet another success for these two. With four on-site kitchens, delivery to your doorstep is available 24/7 by simply dialing # 2 or, for those on the go, conveniently pick up a hot one at the drive-through on your way out or into this lush gated community. Hey girls, sign me up for a two-bedroom furnished - and I'll have mine with cheese, pickles, and a side of fries! I'm lovin' it!"
      • Ashley
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      • One of these days, my friends, Zopi will return to the Big Easy and our dream of gracing Harry Anderson's stage (while standing on our Persian rug that Jeff pulls from backstage to the tune of Steppenwolf) will finally be fulfilled.
        Well, You don't know what we can find,
        Why don't you come with me, little girl,
        On a magic carpet ride.
        You don't know what we can see.
        Why don't you tell your dreams to me,
        Fantasy will set you free.
        Close your eyes, girl.
        Look inside, girl.
        Let the sound take you away.

        Everyone will be shocked and amazed. And my heart will be overflowing with warm feelings of contentment and love, not unlike that of a mother.
      • Tre
      • Posted
      • As I sit here in the "pink room"
        wondering where exactly you are, I've
        decided to eat the coissant I bought you
        this morning. I thought you'd be coming
        in today since you are on the schedule.
        Now I know that doesn't mean much, but
        dear, if you're going to put Creative
        Industry down under "company
        affiliation" and not "nut farm" like I'd be
        more inclined to do, then you should
        really be a little bit more responsible
        when it comes to showing up when you
        are expected. In addition, you haven't
        just let me down, jeanne down, and poor
        old bob down, you've also let yourself
        down. i want you to think about that
        before you show up here on monday
        acting all cute, like nothing's wrong in
        some cute little skirt and top.
      • Leonie
      • Posted
      • I met Zopi by chance in front of the
        Trinity in the Place d Estiennes d Orves
        in Paris , where she undertook to bluntly
        refute the detractors of the recent
        contemporary art exhibitions in the rue
        Louise Weiss in the thirteenth
        arrondissment .Accompanied by her
        partner Mike , she tried to collect the
        maximum possible number of
        testimonials in favor of the works of
        Richard Kern , Elina Brotherus and Daria
        Friedman , whose nudes were making a
        big commotion at the time .I was very
        sad , very reserved , and very sick . I had
        slept badly and I felt like I was going to
        expire up until the moment when she
        invited me to a Laotian restaurant where
        we shared some coconut shrimp .
      • Kevin
      • Posted
      • when zopar and i were roommates she would
        speak to me in meows and ambient sounds. i in
        turn would answer her with dave chappelle
        quotes. somehow, we understood what each
        other meant. i think it was because it always
        consisted of me asking, "are you hungry? i am
        cooking." she would answer with a meow, but i
        knew that it meant, "yes, bring me food."
      • Ashley
      • Posted
      • A lesser known fact about Zopi is that
        she exists in lamb form in Australia. It
        was an act of pure serendipity that I
        stumbled across said lamb a few years
        ago. I don't know exactly what it was
        about this tiny lamb: its deep black
        eyes, its pink mouth, the way it followed
        me with its bleating "baa," its quirky
        sense of humor. It's hard to pinpoint, but
        this lamb WAS Zopi.
      • Leila
      • Posted
      • Yay! Zopi let me stay at her house in
        Atlanta and I got to meet her parents
        and everything. And lemme tell you, her
        mom makes an excellent pumpkin
        curry. But the main thing I know about
        Zopi is that eveyone in the world is hot
        for her. And I mean EVERYONE.

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