about moi... i loooove people who can just get up and go
and have fun doing just about anything even if it is just
driving around late at night or playing mario bros 3 til
the sun comes up... Im always up for a road trip and going
to sheetz in the middle of bumfuck with donuts on the floor
and pissing off the MTO girl.. (i love you jes) I recently
went to a strip club for the first time.. and for all of
you who havent gone.. IM TAKING YOU! I'd have to say that
was one of the best Birthday presents EVER! (thank you D).
If you give me a shot of jager im yours for the night.. you
give me the bottle and im yours forever!
oh and yes, i am an IKEA whore. jag gillar ikea!
aim me ... xtomaxhawkx
Who I Want to Meet:
"Eligible, not too stupid
Intelligiable, and cute as cupid
Knowledgeable, but not always right
Salavagable, and free for the night"
Kristy & I go back, way back. Let me
take you there for a moment. Back to
the days of high school, Boone's Farm,
and bumming rides. Back to the days
when Mike's Diner was the place to be
at 2 in tha mo'nin' and cruisin' the
strip was amusing, especially when Gin
n Juice was playing. All this made
for some good memories. And now we're
growing up, just a little. Kristy
Leigh, I miss you! And I'll always
love ya! :)
It all started when I was the first to
have my portrait in dots in the Wall
Street Journal. I'd amassed 2.5 billion
in textiles before I was 21. Kristy, a
measly 1.9 billion in some shady
coconut export/import deals in baja.
Then, as a result of an audience with
the dali lama, Kristy gave her money to
The Jagermeister for All Children
Foundation. I, not to be outdone in
generosity, unloaded my fortune on The
Foundation for the Placement of Indie
Kids into Hip Shoes. Now that our money
doens't get in the way...we get along
fine.
i may have kristy to thank for my newfound
love of jagermeifter. i didn't usually drink it,
mainly because i DESPISE ALL THINGS
LICORICE-FLAVORED, but after her pleas, i
grew to love it. kristy, you are awesome
possum.
its your goddammed birthday! and i
wasnt the first mutha fucka to wish it
to you on your testimonials. i am
offically the worlds worst best
friend! shit...im going to go blind
fold myself and drive to exxon. (kriss
gets it...so boooo yahhhhh!)
take you there for a moment. Back to
the days of high school, Boone's Farm,
and bumming rides. Back to the days
when Mike's Diner was the place to be
at 2 in tha mo'nin' and cruisin' the
strip was amusing, especially when Gin
n Juice was playing. All this made
for some good memories. And now we're
growing up, just a little. Kristy
Leigh, I miss you! And I'll always
love ya! :)
have my portrait in dots in the Wall
Street Journal. I'd amassed 2.5 billion
in textiles before I was 21. Kristy, a
measly 1.9 billion in some shady
coconut export/import deals in baja.
Then, as a result of an audience with
the dali lama, Kristy gave her money to
The Jagermeister for All Children
Foundation. I, not to be outdone in
generosity, unloaded my fortune on The
Foundation for the Placement of Indie
Kids into Hip Shoes. Now that our money
doens't get in the way...we get along
fine.
love of jagermeifter. i didn't usually drink it,
mainly because i DESPISE ALL THINGS
LICORICE-FLAVORED, but after her pleas, i
grew to love it. kristy, you are awesome
possum.
assclown returns! you're the greatest,
don't forget that! thanks for having us
all <3
dango.....in a nutshell, she's
clostrophobic...but you'd be
clostrophobic in a nutshell too Id
wager.
wasnt the first mutha fucka to wish it
to you on your testimonials. i am
offically the worlds worst best
friend! shit...im going to go blind
fold myself and drive to exxon. (kriss
gets it...so boooo yahhhhh!)