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"I spend countless hours ruminating over my past
transgressions. My greatest hits. Sometimes, I take
proactive steps..."
More about Neil
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Schools (Other):
schools you attended
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Occupation:
Art maker. All jobs come from god.
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Affiliations:
13th level Freemason
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Hobbies and Interests:
containers, things that fit inside one another, big things, rice, purging myself of extant mucous, licorice flavored anguish
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Favorite Books:
J. Hoberman's last book
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Favorite Movies:
Carnival of Souls, The Third Man, The Man Behind The Man, Touch of Evil, Stanger than Paradise, Pepe le Moko, Contempt, The Red Circle, The Manchurian Candidate, I Was Born But..., Dead Ringers, High Sierra, Schizopolis, Putney Swope
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Favorite Music:
Mose Allison, Alan Lomax, Eartha Kitt, Langley Schools, Rita Lee, Jim Dickinson, Dead Boys, Herb Albert, Big Star, Dolly Parton, Ray Charles, Mingus, Fugs, Carla Bley, Spike Jones, Lee Perry, Sonics, Al Green, Johnny Thunders, Residents, James Brown
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Favorite TV Shows:
Foolkiller
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About Me:
I spend countless hours ruminating over my past
transgressions. My greatest hits. Sometimes, I take
proactive steps toward self-improvement and discovery. But
mostly, I celebrate my limitations; how else would I be
special? I try to be nice to people. You can't push people
around. When I close my eyes, I see the snakes of fear
and the frogs of terror. And that's the good part. My
insides are filled with salt, anguish, and discarded facial
hair. My mother says I'm handsome. That's me down the
drain. zzzzz. My people stand six and four cubits tall and
we are ever vigilant, stern protectors of humility and bacon.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Chuck Berry. Apart from that- mostly
Scandinavians. Or Japanese. Or Javanese. But mostly
Scandinavians. And Chuck Berry. My man wrote
"Havana Moon"- what did you ever do? Considerate People are the best. Number one forever! Also-
the sufferers. Blessed are the meek, and all that
rat-tat-tat. Do you cry a lot? Good- that makes two of us.
That you rootin' 'round my crevices? Sheesh- keep gwine,
feels good, no? I need someone to help me with my paper
route, my math homework, and my new website
abjectgoods.com- Thank you. That is all.
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together. He spilled lemonade on me
once in the cafeteria. Then, we ran
into each other auditioning for
American Idol 10 years later. He didn't
recognize me without the braces and
jherri curl, but he still looked fly.
How many guys can say they cut off
their big toe for 10 g's??
However, if you say that aloud, it sounds like
he is the best looking Pakistani man around,
that however is not the case.
Best Wishes from the folks at :
THE DUTCH EATING PLACE
(dedicated to Brendan Fraser & Neil Wax)
I am afraid that I no longer have a nice
behind
he appears and tells me it's fine
it's not me finding my way into him
as it is pressing against him
where he has no holes
sometimes something excites him and if his
excitement is put into me
it feels good. Why is it I only get to be in him
only once?
I'm not about to be
punished for what I want to have. The
plainest
decency, the simplest politeness demands
that I keep my sentiments to myself.
Let's let the juices flow and immersed in
spunk, that
perhaps lends us life, we will lie with what
seems to you
an end is in truth a we begin again and that
the less you know
the better we are.
Now on your belly
it's time to start over. that's
right young man, ass in the air.