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      • John
      • Posted
      • Ideal qualities, my dear. Not
        mandatory, not important, not
        deal-breaking. Ideal.

        Besides, they stirred up enough
        controversy that you felt the need to
        respond. Now if eligible women would
        only follow suit . . .

        And for the record, I disagree with your
        assessment of American females and
        body-image issues. You clearly have
        never lived in the Midwest.
      • John
      • Posted
      • Now that Lori has a man, it's about time
        she found me a woman. Do you know any
        public-interest lawyers?
      • John
      • Posted
      • Someone get this lady a cold towel;
        she's burning up.
      • Broken Tony
      • Posted
      • Lori is a pretty cool chick to live
        with. She doesn't cramp my style. After
        a night at Hooters I like to bring the
        babes back to my place for some
        uncensored fun. Know what I mean, bro.
        Oh wait a minute, that's The Tonester;
        not me. I forget who I am sometimes.
        Yeah, it's been one bitchin' summer
        living with Lori. I sit in my room in
        front of the computer and print out
        pages for the zine while Lori sits in
        the kitchen writing stories about
        obsessions and crushes. Then I go into
        the kitchen and we pour ourselves a shot
        or two of whiskey. Then Lori goes to bed
        at about 2am, and I stay up until 4am.
        Oh yeah, it's been one rockin' summer!
        And it's only begun....
      • John
      • Posted
      • I think you need to let me style your hair.
      • Seth
      • Posted
      • How do I word this with out letting everyone know
        that im in love with her sister...D'OH! Oh well, the
        cats out of the bag, but you dont have to be a
        potential bro-in-law to see that Frou Frou is a hip
        chick, second only to her ultra-hip sister naturally.
        FF lives the life we dream about when we are
        children, residing deep in the heart of San
        Francisco...She can have donuts with Isadora
        Duncan and Goulash with Charles Ginsburg...then
        its off to talk writing and enjoy Gelato with Charles
        Belasco. At least that is on a boring day im sure.
      • John
      • Posted
      • Hats off to Lori for the highest
        testimonial compliment I have ever
        read--and she paid it to me! Anyway,
        one good favor deserves another, so
        here's my new testimonial:

        Lori, you were freaking hot in seventh
        grade or whenever that picture is from.
        It's really too bad I didn't venture up
        to Sacramento too often when I was in
        junior high. Alas. Have fun in Sactown
        this weekend.
      • John
      • Posted
      • Lori is my Wednesday-night walker, the
        person who often accompanies me east on
        Turk Street, then south on Masonic
        Avenue to however far I feel like going
        before abanonding her. I keep telling
        her it's much more direct to cut through
        campus, but I think she likes risking
        her life. That's the vibe I get anyway.

        Beyond being a good pedestrian
        companion, she's a sweetie and an
        all-around funny lady. In fact, there's
        no other self-identified 27-year-old
        lady I'd rather spend time with. And
        I'm always trying to notice her hair
        changing, although it hasn't changed
        very much since I've started looking. I
        guess a watched quoif doesn't roil.
        (Sorry.)

        Lori and I are both
        looking for a better job, so if you hear
        of two opening up at the same place, let
        us know. We have a deal worked out
        wherein each of us works only 20 hours
        per week and signs the other in, so we
        each get paid for 40. Really, the boss
        will never know.
      • Sknowkat
      • Posted
      • All I have to say is Dim Sum and
        cheap. If anybody can lead you to the
        path of good cheap food. They are
        indeed a true friend. If I had gotten
        to know you while I lived in SF, I'm
        sure somehow we would be partners in
        crime.... hmmm maybe just consumption.
      • Little Man Tate
      • Posted
      • lori is the cherry on top of life- she
        adds the finishing touch to your day
        and makes that much sweeter. ---the
        world awaits this writing sensation...

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