When I met this gentleman, in the funky
florescent-lit halls of Interlake High
School, he went by the name of Ken and
had a ponytail. Now the ponytail and
concrete halls have fallen away like a
cocoon, and a shiny bright Kuang has
emerged. Fly, Kuang. Fly.
Is it Ken or Kuang? Who cares, I wrote
him a song-
He's a cool-ass pimp, plain and simp-
Before the night's begun, he ensures
that all have fun-
And when the night's about to be
completed, he ensures that the alcohol
source has been depleted-
Before I lose your attention span,
I'll sum it up in "Ken (Kuang) is the
man".
Is Ken's head big in general or just
in relation to his body? If you
transplanted his head on another man's
body, would it still be big?
When I was a child I never crawled
because my head was too big and
heavy. My neck wasn't strong enough
to lift such an enormous weight. Ken
and I are big-head-brothers. If we
find one more big-head-boy, we can be
San Guo Da Tou Yan Yi.
Don't be deceived by the smiling and
innocent exterior - beneath the mask
lies an evil genius hellbent on causing
parties to spring up wherever he goes.
Ken knows how to put together a mean
party. He also knows how to keep his
camera handy. Be careful what you do
within sight of him. For example, if
you were to... say... take your pants
off at a party... I'M SPEAKING
HYPOTHETICALLY HERE... but IF someone
were to do that, Ken would take a
picture and then send it around to my,
I mean that person's, friends with an
innoccuous subject line like,
maybe... "Pictures from the ultimate
frisbee game." Yeah. Ken's like
that... I've heard...
Known by Ken from the AAS TA's...he's
one of the biggest slackers u'll ever
meet. Umm...no..not quite. What's great
about Ken is that he's from the Midwest
(just like me! keke...)...not but, it
was great having him in AAS 210
(everyone hated him....keke) but he's a
nice guy who tried very hard to get
into my section but has always dynamic
and interesting things to say. :P
florescent-lit halls of Interlake High
School, he went by the name of Ken and
had a ponytail. Now the ponytail and
concrete halls have fallen away like a
cocoon, and a shiny bright Kuang has
emerged. Fly, Kuang. Fly.
with Ken's underwear in my drawer.
But I do know that Ken is one of the
rare men whose drawers I can wear
without feeling like less of man.
(NB; This is a compliment)
him a song-
He's a cool-ass pimp, plain and simp-
Before the night's begun, he ensures
that all have fun-
And when the night's about to be
completed, he ensures that the alcohol
source has been depleted-
Before I lose your attention span,
I'll sum it up in "Ken (Kuang) is the
man".
in relation to his body? If you
transplanted his head on another man's
body, would it still be big?
When I was a child I never crawled
because my head was too big and
heavy. My neck wasn't strong enough
to lift such an enormous weight. Ken
and I are big-head-brothers. If we
find one more big-head-boy, we can be
San Guo Da Tou Yan Yi.
innocent exterior - beneath the mask
lies an evil genius hellbent on causing
parties to spring up wherever he goes.
party. He also knows how to keep his
camera handy. Be careful what you do
within sight of him. For example, if
you were to... say... take your pants
off at a party... I'M SPEAKING
HYPOTHETICALLY HERE... but IF someone
were to do that, Ken would take a
picture and then send it around to my,
I mean that person's, friends with an
innoccuous subject line like,
maybe... "Pictures from the ultimate
frisbee game." Yeah. Ken's like
that... I've heard...
one of the biggest slackers u'll ever
meet. Umm...no..not quite. What's great
about Ken is that he's from the Midwest
(just like me! keke...)...not but, it
was great having him in AAS 210
(everyone hated him....keke) but he's a
nice guy who tried very hard to get
into my section but has always dynamic
and interesting things to say. :P
times to make me laugh so hard my
stomach hurts.
LH clan fo-eva!