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"I am Jack's online extroversion.
I put the R(w)ock back in Jabberwocky."
More about Ben
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Occupation:
Engineer
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Affiliations:
Green Lantern Corps
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Hobbies and Interests:
the mathematics, Camping/hiking/finding a place to dump the body, redundant oxymorons, putting lots of effort into thoroughly unsound ideas, fixing things (twice), caffeine
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Favorite Books:
Don Quixote, Stranger in a Strange Land, Watership Down, Philip K. Dick
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Favorite Movies:
Real Genius, Full Metal Jacket, Tron, Taxi Driver, Shakes the Clown, Emmett Otters Jug-Band Christmas, Terry Gilliam
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Favorite Music:
Devo, Frank Sinatra, Tom Waits, Anthrax, Slayer, The Kinks, Duke Ellington, Earth Wind & Fire, The Temptations, Fishbone, Public Enemy, Man... Or Astroman?, Hellbender, Milemarker, Talking Heads, Stevie Wonder, Ella Fitzgerald, Midwest Product
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Favorite TV Shows:
South Park, Simpsons, Futurama, Drawn Together, Family Guy, The Muppet Show, probably something with real people
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About Me:
I am Jack's online extroversion.
I put the R(w)ock back in Jabberwocky.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Someone who will surprise me with bear traps. Someone who
I'll always want to be around for fear they're off
tampering with my brakes. Someone who considers Jesus Lizard, Crash Worship, and Bob Log III to be romantic makeout music.
Someone who can teach me how to do what I already know.
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drive his car all the way from
kalamazoo to grand rapids!!i should
mention he was totally incapacitated
and there was really no other option,
but what a GUY!!!seriously...?ben is
one of the most kindhearted and
passionate people i have ever met and i
knew this almost as soon as i met him.
and i see ben only sporadically, i
know it's always good times and
laughter when he's around.
waaaaaay, back in the day he taught
me how to cheat at eucher. plus, he
can sing christmas carols like
nobodies business.
*flastron*
dunnuhnunna nunanuna
*flastron*
flastron. flastron. flastron.
called to the surface when I see "Ben
is Your Friend" emboldened in a little
fortune cookie-sized gray box in the
upper left of my screen. Were you
there when we needed a strong, steady
hand to extract the angry and
disoriented stickleback from my spleen?
Did you have the presence of mind to
bring not only a harpoon, but a *potato
cannon* when some moron at open mike
night inadvertently summoned The Goat
with a Thousand Young with her awful,
awful poetry? Was it YOU who wrestled
me to the ground wearing nothing but a
hat made of yarn and flattened PBR cans
and a pair of flounce pantaloons,
shielding my scalded flesh with his own
while the nutria herd swarmed over us -
squeaking, biting, crapping?
No, "sir," I think not.
for a super long time. For one thing
he's really smart, and another thing
he's funny. I shouldn't like him
because he is also my landlord, and if
I lived 100% by my punk rock ideals I
would want to lynch him, but not this
little soldier of david. I LOVE
BEN!!!!!!
he has the potential to both destroy the
world and to save it. His destiny is
delicately balanced over the chasm of
time. Should fate's wind blow one way,
he may be driven mad and attempt to
conquer Ypsilanti through some sort of
robotic killing machine. Yet, should
blessings shine upon him, he shall use
his powers for the good of all and
create some sort of machine for rescuing
kittens from trees or removing the lids
from pudding snacks.