Jesus, my savior, is responsible for The
Miracle of my being... on Friendster.
Hallelujah! Praaaaaise Jesus. He said to
me, f2f, "R u on Friendster?" As an
uninitiated sheep I replied, "What's
Friendster?" He showed me the way and
noted that it was still in beta. Invite Jesus
into your life. (He didn't wash my feet
though.)
Jesus is a flailing anachronism,
entrapped in and out of time, a man
exercising the truest of levity and
yet, a heavy, heavy beast. Speaking of
salesmanship, you might wish to
purchase a car from this man or,
invest in his sheparding...all this
said, it'll mean nothing on that
cosmic moment, when he singlehandedly
casts and rebirths our lost souls--and
i believe this, he will do it.
Miracle of my being... on Friendster.
Hallelujah! Praaaaaise Jesus. He said to
me, f2f, "R u on Friendster?" As an
uninitiated sheep I replied, "What's
Friendster?" He showed me the way and
noted that it was still in beta. Invite Jesus
into your life. (He didn't wash my feet
though.)
here! Mostly... you know, what I know
about, and mostly all the stuff I don't
know about I condone, completely!
entrapped in and out of time, a man
exercising the truest of levity and
yet, a heavy, heavy beast. Speaking of
salesmanship, you might wish to
purchase a car from this man or,
invest in his sheparding...all this
said, it'll mean nothing on that
cosmic moment, when he singlehandedly
casts and rebirths our lost souls--and
i believe this, he will do it.
of it!
Also an accomplished terrorist. The
patriotic kind, of course.
the president, he's gonna pardon me,
wait, was that a secret?
how can you not like that?
He is also a crime fighting superhero.
wait, was that secret?