It's been a long time since anyone talked about how great Sarah is. Lemme just check in and confirm that she continues to be as if not more awesome than the last time someone wrote her a testimonial. So read what's below and multiply for inflation, cost of living, etc. and maybe you can fathom her awesomness.
without this woman i would have no idea
how unbearably sexy christian bale is
when he pelvic thrusts in that sloppy non-
commital way. i would have little to no
appreciation for the card game known as
war. my sense of humor would probably
never progressed beyond its infancy. oh
my god i shudder to think about what i
loser i would be.
p.s. my mom went on a date with
sarah's dad when they were in high
school
i hate you! i hate you, *crying boy!
[me in whispers: sarah, he's sitting
like, right behind you] i don't
care...i hate him!
*crying boy was a boy, small in
stature, who sat behind us in geometry
and sounded as though he was crying
when he spoke in class...probably
because he was so little and afraid of
life. i think sarah's comments really
boosted his self-esteem.
Once upon a time, deep in the ghettos
of Hartford, there was an evil place. A
place that catered to the eternally
stuck up and idiotic. This place was
called Tisane. All who slaved away
inside Tisane, throughout endless days
and nights, had lost their will to go
on. But then, on the horizon, there
appeared a girl. A girl like no other.
Her name was Sarah. And she rocked
Tisane's world. Thus striking a blow at
all that was evil and making the
ghettos of Hartford a better place in
which to live.
how unbearably sexy christian bale is
when he pelvic thrusts in that sloppy non-
commital way. i would have little to no
appreciation for the card game known as
war. my sense of humor would probably
never progressed beyond its infancy. oh
my god i shudder to think about what i
loser i would be.
p.s. my mom went on a date with
sarah's dad when they were in high
school
mean knight.
[me in whispers: sarah, he's sitting
like, right behind you] i don't
care...i hate him!
*crying boy was a boy, small in
stature, who sat behind us in geometry
and sounded as though he was crying
when he spoke in class...probably
because he was so little and afraid of
life. i think sarah's comments really
boosted his self-esteem.
of Hartford, there was an evil place. A
place that catered to the eternally
stuck up and idiotic. This place was
called Tisane. All who slaved away
inside Tisane, throughout endless days
and nights, had lost their will to go
on. But then, on the horizon, there
appeared a girl. A girl like no other.
Her name was Sarah. And she rocked
Tisane's world. Thus striking a blow at
all that was evil and making the
ghettos of Hartford a better place in
which to live.