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      "I don't feel the need to explain myself. I've decided to change my name to Shk.b-a o. That should suffice for now...."

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      • jc
      • Posted
      • Poppi and I once wrestled to the death - no not really but I did come away from the encounter bloody, scarred, and victorious.
        You are missed
      • Mindy
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      • Spot,

        You are being missed. A lot.

        -Dot
      • Chad
      • Posted
      • once, about a decade ago, this guy let
        me ride his scooter...though i almost
        died riding across main lawn after a few
        40's of malt liquor, i still can't
        forget it...thanks for almost killing
        me...cheers...
      • Skooter
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      • Supposedly the Boulder, CO authorities
        are closer than ever to finding Jon-
        Benet Ramsey's killer. While some of
        us cry crocodile tears at the passing of
        that delightful little dumpling, Brent paid
        her the ultimate tribute: he made
        straight guys wear taffeta in her honor.
        Mazel tov.
      • Jen
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      • My earlier testimonial was apparently
        too controversial (complete crap
        because anal fisting is not unnatural
        or subversive, is it?).
        Anyway, I've gotten to know Brent much
        better since the fateful "truth or
        dare" night...we have had many, many
        fun times that ought not to be
        mentioned in a public forum like this
        one...
        You have kindly encouraged me to follow
        my most perverse dreams and to do it
        completely naked. NYC thanks you
        Brent!
      • Emma
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      • my poppy has a first name: it's S-A-V-I-
        O-R. i L-O-V-E you xoxoxoxo.
      • Dr. Bronners
      • Posted
      • We must teach friend & enemy, the whole
        Human race, the full-truth, hard-work,
        free speech, press-&-profitsharing
        moral ABC's All-One-God-Faith, lighting-
        like, 6-billion strong, for we're All-
        One or none!
      • Marc
      • Posted
      • Although Brent and I only shared
        glimpses of our lives with each other a
        few years ago, he is truly unique and
        definitely knows how to have fun. We
        went camping next to a highway
        together, went to a boring Catskills
        Hotel, turned me on to Liz Phair, ate a
        meal backwards at the Cheesecake
        Factory after cruising around in a
        Mustang on a NJ Rt. 24ish looking
        highway in Florida He hates old
        things, although he reportedly lives in
        an old house. He has a memorable smile
        and has a good taste in cheese. It is
        unfortunate that our vens became a
        diagram at awkward points in our lives,
        but he is a great person whom I truly
        miss.
      • Mindy
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      • So on my profile, I have that I would
        like to meet the Pats to my Eddy. But
        then I just realized that my Pats is
        Brent. Unfortunately, he is 3,000 miles
        away and drinking martinis without me.
        But such is the life we have each
        chosen. Of all the outrageous, bizarre,
        illegal, indecent, intoxicating
        experiences in my life, most of them
        were in some way or another Brent's
        idea. (Coupled with Jen and I, that is
        a recipe for disaster. Or incredibly
        good times depending on your
        upbringing.) I love him for this. I
        also love him for instilling in me a
        great love of Ronald Reagan, New
        Jersey, Stoli Martinis, greasy
        breakfasts, clubbing into the wee
        hours, M-A-C cosmetics, accessories,
        paranormal studies, glam, Jewish
        stepmothers, bridges, tunnels, oceans,
        lakes, tornadoes and natural disasters.
        I know they are only up to like 'J' on
        the whole "naming tropical storms"
        thing, but the next one to slam into
        either coast should be named Brent.
        Because he is a force of nature few are
        brave enough to handle. I consider
        myself lucky as fuck for having passed
        the test.
      • Ivana
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      • I know Emma found you first - but I wil
        take sloppy seconds anytime! my
        favorite g-boyfriend...who watches my
        ass and hounds me when I still haven't
        read "Cubicle Warfare" because he
        thinks I should be running a movie
        studio before I am 40. Lucky me!
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