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"Im anticipating a move to the Dekalb stop on the L train. Just so you know where to find me."
More about Lauren
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Schools (Other):
SVA (1998-2002) Woodward Academy (1986-1998) There you go
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Occupation:
Glorified maid
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Affiliations:
partial affiliation with some of the local youths, only when smash and grabs are concerned
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Hobbies and Interests:
variables, control groups, militant back yard wrestlers, treading water with cinematographers, pandering, lullabies, Alan Lomax, self taught tattooing, leash laws, bull dozers, chalkware lamps shaped like majorettes, gasoline smell, unemployment, employment, Dick Wolf, Lari Pittman, rapidographs, and anything involving hole's in sheets.
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Favorite Books:
Art of the Boot, Leaves from the Notebook of a Tamed Cynic, Guide to the Bedevilled, Anti-Oedipus/Capatalism and schizophrenia, Knitting/How To:, Libby Holman biography, Social Success for the teenage girl, quasi-scientific digressions on calendrical systems, Apocrypha and other Deuterocanonical texts.
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Favorite Movies:
I have no attention span anymore, but I do enjoy a good exploitative documentary.
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Favorite Music:
French crooning of the Charles Trenet variety, Library of Congress recordings, Torch singers, Throat singers, JJ Jackson & the Jackaels, Randy Alvey & the Green Fuzz, Kip Tyler & the Flips, Lewis Lymon & the Teenchords, Bill Brown & his Brownies, etc...
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Favorite TV Shows:
For some reason I like House Hunters on HGTV. For those of you in the know, its like taking mood stabilizers and shopping for split-level ranch houses
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About Me:
Im anticipating a move to the Dekalb stop on the L train. Just so you know where to find me.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Kevin Campion
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Never try and out drink her though.......you'll only regret it the next day!
tight crotch jeans have ripped beyond repair. You
need to find some jeans for me that make me look
"well hung".
By the way, PJ smells like ass - disgust! I don't like
getting near her. Also, as far as sticking anything
up my vagina??? I can't find anything new to
try....any suggestions???
Also, I love Lauren. She's georgeous, sexy, hot!!!
She's smarter than the average bear & so full of
funny things to say!!!
bobbyblue!!!
monkey! Viva Lauren
righteous testament any time she
wishes. seriously. i need praise.
i'm like those terrible children in the
southern united states that are
underfed, star in infomercials, and
have rotten teeth shooting out from
their gum tissue like pottery shards.
a result, have her many powers. right
now the only powers i have are smoking
and watching television at the same
time. lauren can do that and hog tie
any warm blooded animal with a short
length of dental floss. our children
would be neurotic and red headed, prone
to violence like a pack of vikings. we
don't have children because while she
has humped me on many an occasion, i
have always wriggled away like the
skinny child that i am. yeah, she
rocks.
also, she can never get away from me
now. she's like two stops away. i'm
laughing like mercedes mccambridge
right now.
to wash your hair everyday to look
pretty. She just told me that all I
had to do was wash my bangs in the sink
and it was like a new day...she was
right and I've never been the same
since. Thank you Lauren.
bunch of fruit with faces." She was
right, too. It was a bunch of fruit
with faces. Well, fruit and
vegetables. Produce with faces. But
she was right on the money as far as
the overall concept is concerned.
Lauren is a really groovy person.
She's a tremendously talented artist,
she's HI-larious, and she can install
the hell out of some signs. During my
tenure at Atlanta's Rapid Sign Systems,
she kept me from killing my coworkers
on too many occasions to count. She
also liked to stoke my righteous fury
with her heretical idea that "The
Family Guy" is better than "The
Simpsons." Now she's going to New
York, and we never got a chance to hang
out, which is totally my fault. Maybe
we'll hang out before she leaves. I
hope so. Lauren is neato.