Miranda

organ thief... leaving you on ice since 1998

i have lots of certifications... but i was never awarded for perfect attendance

making space, margaritas in bed, indecent proposals, leg warmers, layering, barstool makeouts, mushrooms with a whiskey chaser, constant encouragement, strong arms and belly buttons

Survivor; American Psycho; Doom Fox; Me Talk Pretty One Day; A Tree Grows in Brooklyn; To Have and To Have Not; The Rum Diary; The Little Prince... reading: Ecology of Fear

Hitchcock's Spellbound... "Liverwurst!"... almost as good as a lampoon we laughed so hard. Thank god for outdated axioms and misogynists.

Anything that ever was and ever will be pressed into vinyl, 60's foreign pop, 70's rock, 80's cheese, R.L. Burnside, Sabbath, Black Keys, Pixies, Bowie, Wilco, Nuetral Milk Hotel, Zeppelin, PJ Harvey... sometimes there's nothing better than a Faces album

The Jim Lehrer hour... he's PBS's hottest potato

Screw walking, I want to be carried. I want to be carried
to my room. I want to watch movies in bed. I want a
body
for a bed and a shoulder for a pillow. I want to stay
in bed until my joints are sore. I want sores that hurt...
then I want to be turned over.

Anyone who has their own beer mug hanging at the fox
n
hound or will get a bloody mary with me at 10:30 on a
Sunday morning.... yes bitch, that's 10:30a.m.