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"I just moved back to Santa Monica after a year and a half interlude in NY. My NY neuroses and the California sun combine to..."
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More About Darren
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Schools (Other):
Macalester College (vaguely), NYU (mostly)
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Occupation:
TV writer/producer
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Hobbies and Interests:
writing, travel, comedy, jogging, bars with jukeboxes, tonsil hockey, dirty jokes, grifting, wackiness/zaniness/hilarity ensuing
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Favorite Books:
Michael Chabon, Nick Hornby, JD Sallinger, Woody Allen, the Harry Potter books, etc.
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Favorite Movies:
Back to the Future, Kicking and Screaming, Big, Groundhog Day, Casablanca, The Apartment, Annie Hall, There's Something about Mary, Kingpin, anything with Kid and/or Play
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Favorite Music:
The Shins, Beulah, Dylan, Springsteen, Cash, Costello, Ramones, Jonathan Richman, Replacements, Jimmy Buffett, FoW, GnR, Snoop Dogg, old Weezer, Liz Phair, Al Green, Marvin Gaye, Ben Folds... Do I have to keep going?
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Favorite TV Shows:
The OC, Arrested Development, Daily Show, Conan, etc, etc, etc...
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Zodiac Sign:
Libra
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About Me:
I just moved back to Santa Monica after a year and a half interlude in NY. My NY neuroses and the California sun combine to make a nice shade of magenta.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Your mom.
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Testimonials and Comments for Darren
about me that I used to love wrestling & that old
wrestling cartoon w/Hulk, Rowdy Rowdy Piper, &
Macho Man? I also used to watch wrestling with
my grandmother.
Darren, I love you and want you to be my baby
daddy. And my personal massuesse (how do you
spell that damn word?)
getting ready for bed he tells me, 'i've never gone
to bed with this much mayonnaise in my system
before". I don't know what he was talking about
but it was probably something innapropriate.
D is for the way he dances on the floor
A is for availabe, he's such a whore
R is for retarded, though he's not anymore
R is for retarded, he is, i lied before
E is for eclectic, he is not a bore
N is for darreN that all hoes adore
minutes, and 2 seconds ago. And can I tell you that
the past 3 weeks, 4 days, 5 hours, 27 minutes, and
2 seconds have been one of the most wonderful
and the most horrible time of my life. If you met
him, I think you'll know what I mean. He's the
manifestation of ambrosia, the sweet, sweet nectar
of the gods.
always been there for me, especially
during the rough times. Also, he
rescued me from a grizzly bear.
tackle. i haven't forgotten that.
you're goin' DOWN! :)
Darren made me laugh so hard that I wet
myself. But then he made another joke
so that everyone else in the room
laughed and wet themselves also, so I
wouldn't feel as embaressed. What a
great guy!
squeeze leftovers out of your jewfro
when we couldn't afford to eat. You
were my first confidant at school, that
is you and your jewfro. You stud muffin
heeb. How the hell are ya?
role model/hot stuff from our very first
encounter...you better believe he was
MR. inspiring. but more importantly
he is a great friend, a ray of sunshine
in this dark gloomy town... he is
worthy of great things, so show him
some love