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"i am an enormous soul sucking corporate entity. the combined weight of the six members of my corporate coallition of evil..."
More about grand lux cafe
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Occupation:
corporate machine hellbent on fattening you up
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Affiliations:
the cheesecake factory, satan, hitler, martha stewart
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Hobbies and Interests:
jamaican pork, buffalo chicken rolls, well pressed starchy banded collared shirts, show help, run help, show help, run help, show help, run help, show help, run help...
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Favorite Books:
the atkins diet solution, the zone, sugarbusters, mein kampf
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Favorite Movies:
goodburger, meatballs, itty bitty gang bang, fatliners
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Favorite Music:
easy listening jazz, muzak versions of contemporary pop songs
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Favorite TV Shows:
emeril live, cheaters
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About Me:
i am an enormous soul sucking corporate entity. the combined weight of the six members of my corporate coallition of evil is 7 tons. the number of calories in a piece of my carrot cake is 10,000,000.
work for me? here is your list of priorities:
1) guest requests
2) initial greet
3) running hot food
4) washing your hands
5) drug deals
6) stocking cone cups
7) wikki stix
8) trying to sleep with other employees
9) convincing some chump to work your sunday food run shift
10) your pride
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Who I Want to Meet:
people who are easily trapped into my corporate bullshit because they are too lazy to find better jobs. as long as they don't have bubbles on thier shirts. that really pisses me off. oh, and fat fuckers.
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in the same way that edible panties
are "edible"... sounds kind of fun in
theory, but really lacks any excitement or
deliciousness when it's right there in
front of you. well, i guess that's what you
get when you think it might be thrilling to
eat someone's underwear/ are too
cheap to order a real dessert. have a
grand day.
I was out on the street and I heard
someone talking about you, you
bitch. He said, "Yeah, it's fancy. In
that really generic American sorta
way." His tone was dripping with
sarcasm.
How do you like them apples?
That's right, I got your "Show Help"
right here.
holds some of the best people I've met
in Chicago??How about FUCK YOU!!!!YOU
TOOK ALL THE NICE OUT OF ME!!!GIVE IT
BACK YOU SOUL SUCKING CAPITALIST BLACK
HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!God that felt great.