Ian Filmmaker

Bradley University, Waubonsie Valley, Columbia College

Columbia College, Attended - , Class of 2005, Bachelor's Degree, Film

Film Director™, graphic commercial producer

um, D.A.R., D.A.R.E., Sigma Nu, Speech Team

Movies, Clubs, Music, RollerBlading, Beach, Tan, Volleyball, Normal shit.

Alice in Wonderland.

Harold and Maude, Auntie Mame, When Harry met Sally, Halloween, Scary movie - Muah Weston!, for my sis - Never Been Kissed, Labrynth, Manhattan Murder Mystery, Clue, Nightmare Before Christmas, Trick - you go tori!

anything, from Seiko to The dixie chicks! Props to Lanes for Dolly! DEM BONES! Our song Brian, That slut from Ally McBeal, it makes me cry so many times! DJ Scotty K and Tracy Young, not to mention the Manny of course, Cindi, Debby, Madonna, and all the rest

Bravo, Discovery Channel, Simpsons, Pete and Pete, Clarissa Explains it all, Alias, Round house, Sponge BOB, Golden Girls, and any Lifetime movie...

What I am micheal, is a 38 year old, pock-marked, ugly jew fairy, and if I want to smoke a little grass before I wake up and face the day, it's no one's god damned business but my own, and how are you doing?

See, the problem is I'm kinda picky. Well, for instance, I
like 'em real young. Like, did you ever see Simon Rex in
his first porn movie? Well, that face, but with better
headlights. You know how his have kind of dimmed
lately?
Dean Caine beams would do. And his teeth. Or, ooh,
that
Colin Fawell guy. He's got a great package. But he's a
tad
muscular. Uh, actually, you know what? His ass would
do,
too, if he had a better grille. Like, uh, Jude Law back
when he did "Talented Mr. Ripley". But he'd have to be a
little smilier than Colin. Kinda like Brad Pitt, before he
got Anistoned. But not as fat. Someone a little skinnier,
like Justin Timberlake. But without the high pitched
voice.
You know those guys: yah-yah-yah-yah. T